Etsy Clearly Under The Impression That It Has Earned The Right To Start Acting Like Etsy Again
Buying a platform that sells new and used music equipment for $275 million is the kind of thing we used to be able to mock Etsy for...but they've ruined that for us.
A Desperate Blue Apron Is Trying To Execute An "Etsy 180°"
Not only is Blue Apron replacing the CEO with an Etsy exec, it's even firing a guy named Dickerson.
After Giving Up On All That Hippie Do-Gooder Nonsense, Etsy Stock Is A Papier-Mâché Rocket Of Capitalist Lust
Josh Silverman should buy himself a braggy throw pillow.
MongoDB's First Day Of Trading Is Going Great, And That Is Bad
A great first day is just another symptom of the larger disease.
MongoDB Looking To Create Unholy Trinity Of Terrible NYC Tech IPOs
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
Juicero Is Dead Because It Failed To Squeeze Out A Modern IPO
This is a senseless tragedy.
Etsy Does Everything Opposite For A Few Weeks And Now It's Profitable
Well how do ya like that?
Etsy Stock Surging On Rumors That The Company Has Finally Turned To The Dark Side
Now that it's done trying to "do good" or whatever, Etsy has some actual value.
It Took A Baby Hedge Fund To Demand That Etsy Behave Like A Grown-Up
Black-and-White Capital is frankly stunned that this shit has gone on this long.
Snap CEO Hopes You're Looking Forward To Five Years Of Waiting To Learn If That Snap Stock You Just Bought Is Worth Anything
This is probably why your share purchase agreement came with that complimentary yellow ball gag.
Will Wall Street Ever Stop Punishing Etsy For Being Etsy?
C'mon you guys, can't you see that Etsy has had enough?
Uber CEO: We Will Not Be Peer Pressured Into Putting Out Like Those Other Slutty Startups
Horny investors would be better off taking other startups to prom if they've got those dirty IPO ideas in their heads.
Etsy Now Free To Be A Normal, Morally Ambiguous E-Commerce Company
Give in, Etsy. Feel the power of the dark side.
Etsy Is Learning To Lobby Congress And It's An Adorable Mess
We don't make or sell anything directly, Senator... but we're somehow worth almost $2B. So can you help us out?
Etsy Proving Once Again That It Is The Jägermeister of Tech Stocks
Why do you guys keep doing this to yourselves?