Buying a platform that sells new and used music equipment for $275 million is the kind of thing we used to be able to mock Etsy for...but they've ruined that for us.
Not only is Blue Apron replacing the CEO with an Etsy exec, it's even firing a guy named Dickerson.
Josh Silverman should buy himself a braggy throw pillow.
A great first day is just another symptom of the larger disease.
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
This is a senseless tragedy.
Well how do ya like that?
Now that it's done trying to "do good" or whatever, Etsy has some actual value.
Black-and-White Capital is frankly stunned that this shit has gone on this long.
This is probably why your share purchase agreement came with that complimentary yellow ball gag.
C'mon you guys, can't you see that Etsy has had enough?
Horny investors would be better off taking other startups to prom if they've got those dirty IPO ideas in their heads.
Give in, Etsy. Feel the power of the dark side.
We don't make or sell anything directly, Senator... but we're somehow worth almost $2B. So can you help us out?
Why do you guys keep doing this to yourselves?