Europe

In light of all the other international investigations, maybe Danske was a wee bit more than an “assisted witness.”

Charging into her own certain political death isn't smart, but it's definitely British.

""Winning!""

And this is more than just electing billionaires with a penchant for banging porn stars.

"Lo spread" strikes again.

The country's sovereign wealth fund has an almost third world level of risk.

The new king of Twitter is literally just fucking with Theresa May on social media.

It has fewer Irish people than Boston, but BriMo is gonna love it.

Who wants to add to the country's already-unsustainable pile of debt?

Morgan Stanley doesn't get France and the strongest case yet for just letting Brexit happen.

For Johnny Cryin, the choice is between weltschmerz and nothingness.

Oh...Britain.

We get why Deutsche Bank hates its hometown.

New rule: The only bank not allowed to bitch about moving to Frankfurt is the one already fucking based there.

Maybe John Cryan isn't the unluckiest Briton in Germany since the Cold War.

"I don't want more beans on toast, Jamie Dimon. I want to go HOME!"

The Greek crisis is starting to feel ancient, and whither Varoufakis?

Cryan knows that he let you down. Is it too late to say entschuldigung now?