European Union
Credit Suisse Basically Headquartered In Court These Days
It’s not like the bank’s got other pressing issues it needs to deal with now, right?
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Hedge Funds Wonder If EU Might Like To Do Something About All The Front-Running Going On Under Its Watch
They know it’s unusual for the bloc to help hedgies, but come on.
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Germany, German Instrument Of Regional Dominance Having A Slight Disagreement
If the Germans want to put the brakes on the ECB, they’ll have to use EU courts, sayeth the latter.
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Brexit Still Impossible To Achieve, Both Sides Still Pretending It Isn’t
The brave faces can surely hold up another six months before running for cover from the catastrophe.
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President Trump Has Solved Brexit For His Good Friend Theresa May
In the most Trumpian way possible.
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Brexit Letter Takes ‘It’s Not You, It’s Me, Let’s Just Be Friends’ To New Levels
Britain about to become Europe's craziest ex-girlfriend.
Teutonic Angst Rises As Italian Banks Fall
Germany still wary of getting to involved with Italy after...you guys remember.
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Creditors Not Done Shoving A Hot Poker Up Greece's Ass
When Germany says 'bend over,' you say 'how far'.
Yanis Varoufakis Curses The Day He Met You!
You meaning the European Union, AKA the biggest mistake of his/Greece's life, second only to turning his/its back on the drachma, whose loving embrace YV wishes he could run back to like yesterday.
EU Officials Aren't Going To Sugarcoat It: This Greece Nightmare Will Never End
At least not any time soon.
Treasury Consults German Phrasebook for 'This is Not OK With Us'
So much for the new era of good feelings between the U.S. and European Union.