Area DJ Joins Queen Of England In Calling For Resolution To Brexit
Hot new couple alert!
Hey, Commerzbank, congratulations on your impending shotgun marriage to Frankfurt's hottest mess.
Paul Achleitner has a plan...well, a new plan, the other plans were disastrous and he sees that now.
And this is more than just electing billionaires with a penchant for banging porn stars.
You needn’t risk spending a few decades frozen in a glacier to keep busy in the Alps these days.
Who wants to add to the country's already-unsustainable pile of debt?
For some, no Brexit will ever be hard enough.
Maybe John Cryan isn't the unluckiest Briton in Germany since the Cold War.
Wolfgang explains it all.
"I don't want more beans on toast, Jamie Dimon. I want to go HOME!"
Zut allors! Quelle catastophe!
Paging Dominique Strauss-Kahn.
Cryan knows that he let you down. Is it too late to say entschuldigung now?
Suddenly Europe looks like a relatively less chaotic political hellscape.
Mark Carney gonna be like "New phone, who dis?"
The Pound looks terrible, you guys.
Kali Protohronia, you Grecian rascals.
This holiday season, take heart that Europe is more dysfunctional than your family.
Don't look now but Greece is still fiscally f@cked.