It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
Getting publicly litigious with an Instagram influencer who was privately not doing what they paid him for is your answer to "What's Snap up to these days?"
Not a pretty picture.
"Corporate Governance" = You're a goddamned mess and we already have Facebook.
Instagram to Snapchat: "I don't know her."
Incidentally, this filter also makes Facebook disappear.
Yeah, we're gonna need a little more, you guys.
This is probably why your share purchase agreement came with that complimentary yellow ball gag.
"$25 billion?...You're gonna stick with that?" - The Market
You're gonna love the new dystopia filter, bruh.
Nature has its laws, people.
Evan Spiegel is hoping Millennials will put their money in the same place they put their nude selfies.
Rumor has it that Evan is making "The 3G Way" into mandatory reading for Snapchat execs.
Apple is making Instagram say "Nope" to nips.
Evan Spiegel are looking to trade dick pics for ad impressions, but they only seem to know how they WON'T be doing it.
When Evan Spiegel speaks, a generation is defined.