The board behind the golden arches is giving Stephen Easterbrook a $37 million Happy Meal with his pink slip.
The guy making $21 million a year is cutting costs by freezing pensions.
Christian Sewing is really going The Full Lutheran.
If less than 75% of these yahoos think one man shouldn't be making more than $30 million a year, he might as well go run The Free World.
The least memorable man in finance got a 4% bump, which feels quite fitting.
The Lloydster is ALSO getting shafted.
The president-elect is underpaid.
The tax cuts he helped to create are definitely going to help him hold on to a lot of the $1 billion he pulled down last year.
Let he who is without a reputation-shattering sales scandal of biblical proportions on his watch cast the first stone.
BriMo is turning that frown...slightly less upside down.
Congrats to Jim Gorman on a strong quarter...wait, really?
That sound you hear is Wall Street groaning in unison.