Citi's background check situation is not...strong?
It seems impossible, but appears mathematically true.
Even this SEC can't overlook "a long-running pump-and-dump scheme targeting retail investors."
"Here's some money to pay you back for that fine that "I" got, wink wink..."
Why can't you just be cool, Wells Fargo?
Where's your sense of fun, FINRA?
The only player missing here is Deutsche Bank...so far.
The House of Cryan is attempting to create the politley Lutheran clawback.
Good news! John Cryan can stop wondering when the next massive fine is coming down the pike.
It didn't go great when Dawn Bennett was forced to appeal her case to the same agency that she claims isn't allowed to judge her.
Somewhere out there, a suddenly wealthy unemployed bank manager is living his worst nightmare.
How sorry is Deutsche? Let it count the 628 million ways.
Bad news for Deutsche bankers...but we look great here!
The fine is weak sauce, but the embarrassment lingers like an itchy scar.
Tim Cook does not think Margrethe Vestager is the "Dane of the Year."
John Cryan is buying himself a ticket out of regulatory purgatory for Christmas.
Regulator reportedly looking to punish birds for flying.
What? We're just connecting the dots here, bro.
John Cryan now worships at the altar of Trumpism.