Jamie Dimon Is A Pretty Permissive Babysitter, It Turns Out
He really let the kids run wild on their devices without even a glance.
No Wonder Jefferies Likes The Prime Brokerage Game So Much
(Allegedly) holding collateral and charging millions in fees for worthless positions is about as good a business as exists, until the arbitration claims come, anyway.
Robinhood Giving Shares To Its Poor Users, Sending The Rich (Those Companies) The Bill
As with everything else it does, regulators are getting ready to pull the plug.
Robinhood Has A Couple Of Teensy Things To Get Off Its Chest Before Tomorrow’s IPO
We’re sure you’ll agree with it that probes into potential insider-trading and whether its CEO should be allowed to be its CEO are nothing to worry about.
Robinhood Deletes One Line From Voluminous ‘Legal Issues’ Section Of IPO Prospectus
Good enough to plow ahead!
Gary Gensler To Do More In First Months Than Jay Clayton Did In Four Years
The little regulator that could has 10b5-1 plans, SPACs, Twitter, accounting and chief compliance officers in his sights.
Robinhood Finds Sympathetic Regulatory Shoulder To Settle With
FINRA can always be counted on to offer a relative bright spot in a legal and regulatory hellscape.
Compliance Department Only Part Of Interactive Brokers To Not Enjoy Dramatic Growth
Somehow the dour lawyers got left out of the party. Shocking, we know.
Was Citadel Securities Not Supposed To Sit On Client Orders To Fill Its Own?
It’s sort of sorry, if that helps.
Ex-Bridgewater CEO Disputes Objective Bridgewater Criteria That Pay Women Less
Eileen Murray intends to get paid.
Have FINRA’s People, Members Earned A Right To Have An Opinion?
The self-regulator’s new chairperson would like to know.
FINRA Gets Around To Banning Broker It Found Guilty Of Ripping Of Client/Adulterous Lover Three-And-A-Half Years Ago
Ami Forte will have to find other ways of getting into elderly rich guys’ pants.
Michael Corbat Tells Finra That He Did An Oopsy And Hired Some Criminals
Citi's background check situation is not...strong?
Mega Millions Winner Prevails In Incompetent Bank Lottery
A former Super Bowl champion, too.
Fired DE Shaw MD Wasn't Kidding About That "See You In Court" Stuff
Dan Michalow actually filed an official complaint against his former fund.
FINRA Officially Frowns On Financial Advisers Posing As Rivals And Looking For Sex On Craigslist
Where's your sense of fun, FINRA?
Citi Knew It Was Lying To Customers, Didn’t Care To Stop
After all, it wasn’t misleading any really important clients.
FINRA Is Doing A Whole Lot Less FINRAing These Days
The fines are down 70 percent, but the fun is way way up.
CFTC To Outsource Regulation To Companies It Regulates
Let’s be friends, guys!
Raise Your Hand If You Recently Left Your Job At The SEC And DON'T Now Work For Ken Griffin
Hmmm, we're not seeing a ton of hands.
FINRA Fines Credit Suisse For Letting Its Money Laundering Oversight Get A Little Too Swiss
Regulator reportedly looking to punish birds for flying.
Ex-Bear Stearns Partner Pledges To Make FINRA Great Again
Bob Muh, come on down!
Regulators Would Prefer That Deutsche Bankers Not Disclose Nonpublic Information Via Megaphone At The Office
What's German for "Whisper, dummies!"?