What America Needs At This Particular Moment Is Definitely A New Bank From Jack Dorsey
An eager and not-at-all-shellshocked world greets the arrival of Square Financial Services.
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Robinhood, Which Is Not A Video Game For Trading Real Money, Has A Cheat Code That Allows Users To Get Infinite Money
Press X, Y, Down, Down, Left, Y, X for what has to be securities fraud.
Area Company With $4 Billion In Debt And Annual Losses Of $3 Billion Would Like To Sell You A Credit Card
Nobody handles money like Uber, so Uber needs more money to handle.
Guy In Charge Of Deutsche Bank's Future Reportedly Decides His Future Is Not At Deutsche Bank
Tommaso Zanobini seems to not be Deutsche's global head of fintech banking anymore.
Tesla Solar Is Burning And No One’s Doing Anything About It
Even Elon likes data, and this set ain't great.
Financial Advisors vs Robo Advisors – Battle of The Useless
TL;DR: One is an idiot and one is for idiots.
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Fintech Startups On The Bleeding Edge Of More Bad Investment Ideas
Shares in a baseball card? With real money? Everything is fine!
Wells Fargo Tries Playing Dead, Market Very Easily Convinced
The stagecoach stopped rolling online and everyone beat it like a dead horse (we lost this metaphor).
Warren Buffett Willing To Be Dragged Into 21st Century As Long As He Doesn’t Have To Hear About It
$600 million is a small price to pay to not have to learn what fintech is.
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Baby's First Bankruptcy: RobinHood Users Are Suddenly Crazy For Sears Stock
Umm, hi fellow kids...you're buying Sears.
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Steve Cohen Dips His Toe In The Credit Card Business, Giggles That No One Is Stopping Him
"A digital temporary credit cards platform backed by Steve Cohen" is a real thing that actually exists now.
Robinhood Betting That If Millennials Will Day-Trade Without Knowing Anything About Markets, They Will Probably Buy An Ass-Ton Of Bitcoin At The Top
This could be huge for the Bitcoin-price-powered buttplug market.
Deutsche Bank Is Making Its Proprietary Trading Code Public To Create A Better Trading Platform For Everyone!...Why Are You Laughing?
Seriously, stop laughing...it's rude..OK, now we're laughing.
Mike Cagney Being Forced To Pull Out Of SoFi, Its Employees
This escalated quickly and then all at once.
SoFi's "FICO-Free Zone" Loan Process Was Maybe Actually Rather Full Of FICO
Is SoFi the Theranos of Fintech?
SoFi Scandal Turning Quickly From "Nothing Was Sexual" To "Everybody Is Having Sex With Everybody"
According to an insider, these guys make Uber look like Downton Abbey.
Friends Don't Let Hedge Funds Invest In Pre-IPO Fintech Startups, Marry Their Cousins
Let us count the red flags here at Wellington's in-house hedge fund.
Ray Dalio Thinks The Media Should Be Less Sensationalistic About How Sensational Ray Dalio Is
Maybe Wall Street Journal reporters would get it if they just acted more like hyenas hunting a wildebeest.
Totally Normal Hedge Fund Putting Founder's Brain Into A Computer
So, Bridgewater is putting Ray Dalio's soul into an algorithm that will control them all forever...so what?