An eager and not-at-all-shellshocked world greets the arrival of Square Financial Services.
Press X, Y, Down, Down, Left, Y, X for what has to be securities fraud.
Nobody handles money like Uber, so Uber needs more money to handle.
Tommaso Zanobini seems to not be Deutsche's global head of fintech banking anymore.
Even Elon likes data, and this set ain't great.
TL;DR: One is an idiot and one is for idiots.
Shares in a baseball card? With real money? Everything is fine!
The stagecoach stopped rolling online and everyone beat it like a dead horse (we lost this metaphor).
$600 million is a small price to pay to not have to learn what fintech is.
Umm, hi fellow kids...you're buying Sears.
"A digital temporary credit cards platform backed by Steve Cohen" is a real thing that actually exists now.
This could be huge for the Bitcoin-price-powered buttplug market.
Seriously, stop laughing...it's rude..OK, now we're laughing.
This escalated quickly and then all at once.
Is SoFi the Theranos of Fintech?
According to an insider, these guys make Uber look like Downton Abbey.
Let us count the red flags here at Wellington's in-house hedge fund.
Maybe Wall Street Journal reporters would get it if they just acted more like hyenas hunting a wildebeest.
So, Bridgewater is putting Ray Dalio's soul into an algorithm that will control them all forever...so what?