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Tidjane Thiam Not Swiss Enough To Fix Credit Suisse
There’s something about him that just makes Swiss people uncomfortable, not that we have any idea what….
MLB Can Punish Pro-Domestic Abuse Executives But Not Functionally Illiterate Umpires Publicly Eager To Do Some Domestic Terrorism
Today in ironies of organized labor.
HSBC Decides That It Won't Survive 19 Months Of John Flint's Leadership
The board is saying "HSBC ya later!" to its still-brand-new CEO.
Deutsche Bank's Mercy Killing Of John Cryan Is Predictably Free Of Mercy
Congrats(?) to Christian Sewing.
A Lot Of People Holding Boxes And Hailing Lyfts Outside Uber HQ Today
Uber is sharpening the guillotine in advance of the Holder Report release.
Wells Fargo Solves Everything By Firing Four Middle Managers
Even Deutsche Bank is laughing at Wells Fargo right now.
Moore Capital Portfolio Manager Who (Allegedly!) Trashed A Hamptons House With Midgets Not A Moore Cap PM Anymore
Brett Barna capped off his weekend with a firing.
If Banging A Married Billionaire Client Is Wrong, Ex-Morgan Stanley Broker Doesn't Wanna Be Right
Ami Forte is not having this whole firing thing.
JP Morgan Shows 5 Employees The Door For Sports Betting On The Clock
Turns out gambling at the office is not a great idea.
FINRA Declares RBS Sucks At Firing People
They didn't issue a press release on the magnitude of the suckiness, but they might as well have.
Layoffs Watch '16: Rebellious JPMorgan Treasuries Traders
Jamie is not f@cking around with compliance these days.
JP Morgan Junior Bankers Not Gonna Sit Back And Let Counterparts At Goldman Sachs Have All The Cheating Fun
Cheating on internal training exams: so hot right now.
Goldman Sachs Junior Banker Cheating Ring Ends...Poorly
If one considers being fired and likely blacklisted from the industry after less than 24 months on the job 'poorly'. Which one just might.
HSBC Investors Tell Bank To Speedup Layoffs By Laying Off Deadweight Members Of The Board
It'd really go a long way towards improving things around here. Just something to think about.
Searching For The Right Words To Use When Firing Someone? Deutsche Bank's Got A Script For That
Don't "become involved in a detailed discussion of the facts".
Barclays Chief Antony Jenkins Told To Clear Out His Desk, Turn In His ID Card
Firing Watch '15: Barclays CEOs.
HSBC VP Fired After Reporting Boss For Sexual Harassment Was Notified Of Dismissal Via Dear John Letter
So that's an interesting way of doing things.
HSBC Officially Fires VP Who Reported Boss's (Alleged!) Sexual Harassment Of Female Underling
Add it to the now lengthy number of claims Michael Picarella can make against the bank.
Firing Watch '15: Morgan Stanley Not Too Thrilled With Employee That Let Bank's Hunger Games Parody See The Light Of Day
Right now the plan is to hunt that employee down and (professionally) kill him.