Looks like the Consolidated Audit Trail is gonna take a little longer to start consolidating.
Cryptocurrencies are growing up so fast!
Proving that robots still haven't truly mastered the human art of fucking things up.
The saga of the Flash Crash patsy plays on apace.
It's almost like this whole thing never made sense in the first place.
Such a relief that they keep catching this guy for acting alone and crashing everything all by himself.
Navinder Sarao is super apologetic that he's apparently way better at spoof trading than all the other people who were doing it.
"Mom, leave me alone! I'm spoofing!"
Navinder Sarao said no thanks to the notion of donning a suit and tie for his hearing in a London court, opted for a sweatshirt and track pants instead.
All I need are some tasty waves, a wicked spoofing algorithm, and I'm fine.
If a man who trades futures in 2015 is arrested for a crime he might have committed five years ago, does Marty McFly's hand start to disappear?