Jamie Dimon Is A Pretty Permissive Babysitter, It Turns Out
He really let the kids run wild on their devices without even a glance.
French Regulator Doesn’t Have To Understand What Paul Singer Did To Know He Did Something Wrong
The Japanese, on the other hand, are proving a bit more open because, you know, SoftBank.
France Continues Attack On Very Meaning Of The Word ‘Swiss’
Maybe €4.5 billion in fines and such will finally teach those Alpine asset-hiders a thing or two?
The French Are Giving Themselves A Second Chance On This Danske Bank Thing
In light of all the other international investigations, maybe Danske was a wee bit more than an “assisted witness.”
Markets So Relieved By French Election Results That Even Deutsche Bank Is Having A Good Day
Maybe John Cryan isn't the unluckiest Briton in Germany since the Cold War.
UBS: ‘President Marine Le Pen’ Worse Than The Sack Of Rome, Thirty Years’ War And Brexit Combined
Zut allors! Quelle catastophe!
Of Course Jeffrey Loria Is Part Of The Trump Administration
Marlins fans must be pretty pissed that their ownership situation is somehow surviving our great American upheaval.
France Pledges To Keep Ex-Pat Taxes, Snide Comments About Financial Sector To A Minimum If London Bankers Will Give It A Chance
That's how you know they're serious.
Investors Don’t Care That French Stocks Are On A Tear
Investors not feeling France.
Uber Better Rethink Posting Bail For Their Jailed French Executives
Uber better stop playing "Poulet" with French regulators if it's going to keep spending money like a Greek.
Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras Isn't Going To Literally Say "Angela Merkel And Her Cohorts Are Trying To Blackmail Me"
He's still going to throw the word "blackmail" down *and* lay it on thick about how the founding fathers of the EU would be extremely disappointed about the current situation.
Intel Would Totally Do That Huge Deal, But The French Are Terrifying
In fairness, who's NOT afraid of the French?
The French Fart in the General Directions of London and Frankfurt
Oh, the wily and unscrupulous French: They spend years arguing with the ferocity of a cockfighter for tough, nay, draconian financial regulations. And then they elect a Socialist who promises to be even less interested in the concerns of the monied classes. And then, when Europe's two biggest economies—the ones housing the financial centers the French hope to destroy—announce that they'll impose the aforementioned tough, if not draconian, regulations, the French say, joke's on les Huns et les rosbifs.
Someone Other Than Steve Cohen Is Facing An Insider Trading Investigation
Nobody's trying to put Paul Singer in jail—yet—but the Elliott Management chief has had to disclose an insider-trading probe to his investors.
"Aggravated Pimping" Is A Thing You Can Be Charged With
This news brought to you by former International Monetary Fund chief-turned-alleged aggravated pimp Dominique Strauss-Kahn.