Unfortunately-Timed Bonus Watch ’21: Rokos Capital Management
Who doesn’t want to get paid $1.2 billion en route to losing $4 billion?
Ex-Hedge Fund Manager And Ex-Mrs. Griffin Now Only One Of Those Two Former Things
That ironclad prenup forces Anne Dias back to the workforce.
The Mnuchins Aren’t Counting On ‘Me You Madness’ To Keep Them Afloat
The former Treasury secretary has become quite acclimated to the swamp.
Who’d Like To Help Steve Cohen Out With His Little Liquidity Problem?
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Robinhood’s GameStop Trading Ban Crashing High-Speed Traders, Court Records System, App’s Reputation
GME is back on Robinhood. But so are the SEC and class-action lawyers.
How People Are Bettering Themselves During the Pandemic
What have you been up to?
As Far As We (And Presumably Steve Cohen) Are Concerned, It Took Two-And-A-Half Years Longer Than It Should Have To Raise $10 Billion
We all know this milestone should have been passed the minute Point72 opened to outside investors.
For Heaven’s Sake, Put On Pants And Give The Kids An Ambien Before Your Virtual Cap. Intro. Call
We know there’s a pandemic on but that’s no excuse to not show off your first edition of The Intelligent Investor.
Steve Cohen Looking To Pack On A Billion This Summer
This is SAC's equivalent of achieving his bathing suit weight.
According To Donald Trump, Donald Trump's Hedge Fund Managing Campaign Finance Team Has Done A Terrible Job Raising Money From Hedge Funds
Steve Mnuchin and Anthony Scaramucci must be like "Damn bro, what up?"
Hillary's Wall Street War Chest Is Making Trump Say The Damndest Things
Trump is way behind in the money race and he is not taking it well.
Hillary Clinton Should Have Thrown Her Theranos Fundraiser in 2014
At least Kissinger isn't involved...Oops, he totally is.
JEB! Still Totally Wants To Save Our Economy, He Just Needs To Deal With Some Campaign Money Issues First
Even for a Republican, a 45% reduction in spending just doesn't look so cool on the campaign trail.
At This Point Ted Cruz Will Do Literally Anything For $50/Some Attention
We get it Ted, you want us to talk about you more and Donald less. Now put your shirt back on.
Bridge Closures To Wall Street Money Will Hamper Chris Christie's Road To The White House
It's time for traffic problems in fundraising land.
Some Of Hillary's Most Generous Friends Just Happen To Be Executives At JPMorgan
Hillary Clinton has some very good amigos in the Casa de Jamie.
Ex-SAC Speed Racer Humbled By Wake Up Call, Now Accepting Outside Money
He's turning his life around and he wants you to turn with him.