FYIs
Wells Gave Bankers Plenty Of Time To Practice Forging Customer Signatures On Unauthorized Account Docs
Internal ethics investigations rarely work if you let everyone cheat.
Deutsche Bank's Got A Lot Of Things To Get Done This Year And Turning A Profit Isn't One Of Them: Deutsche Bank CEO
If you were looking for a bank that makes money, you'd best look elsewhere.
Fox Business Senior Schlong Correspondent Goes Where The Story Takes Him
This is Charlie Gasparino reporting live, re: a presidential candidate's penis size.
Bill Gross Just Wants To Reiterate That He Was Fired From Pimco
P.S. He still wants his god damn money.
Point72 Asset Management Doesn't Hire People Who Lie On Their Résumés: Point72 Asset Management
SAC Capital v2.0 shows liars the door.
P.S. Martin Shkreli Is Ready For His Close-Up
The hedge fund manager turned pharma CEO turned enfant terrible moves one step closer to an interview with James Lipton.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb Just Wants To Remind Everyone That Davos Is For A$$-Kissing Fame Whores
In case his feelings about the annual gathering were unclear.
Citigroup: FYI, Sweatpants And Crocs Are Little Too Business Casual For The Office
Apparently some members of the staff needed this spelled out.
It’s The End Of The World As He Knows It, But Stanley Druckenmiller Feels Fine
The ex-hedge fund manager is betting on Number One.
If You're Feeling Nice And Secure In Your Wall Street Gig, Just Remember Most Of You Are Going To Be Replaced By Machines One Day Soon: McKinsey
Consultants, of course, will inherit the earth.
Strangely, Attorney-Client Privilege DOES NOT Cover Illegal Computers Hidden In Ceiling
News maybe some of you can use in the future?
Fox Business Senior Girlie Mags 'n Skin Flicks Correspondent No Longer Has To Worry About The Prying Eyes Of Coworkers
Hugh Hefner has done the veteran reporter a solid.
Bernanke: Financial Crisis Era Execs Should've Been Fitted For Orange Jumpsuits
The former Federal Reserve chairman wouldn't have gotten involved in the handcuffing but he *would* have happily watched from a squad car as, for example, a guy whose name rhymes with Mick Tuld was escorted from his home.
Justice Department To Wall Street: Be Afraid, Motherf*ckers! Be Very Afraid
The next generation of Dick Fulds might wanna start quaking in their boots.
Pimco: Bill Gross Can't Hurt Us Anymore
The firm claims to have picked up the pieces and moved on with its life, following the departure of Bill "I'm like Secretariat out there" Gross.
Bonus Watch '16: Hillary Would Cut Bonuses At Banks Paying Fines For Wrongdoing (So...All Of Them)
Listen up, because this literally applies to all of you.
Day Trader Turned Agent To The (Porn) Stars: If You Can't Make Money In This Biz Don't Even Look At Me
Apparently the production costs are less than one might have thought; ergo, if you're not turning a profit, get the hell out if this industry.
9-Figure Fine Might Have A Negative Effect On Bonuses: RBS
Those rate rigging penalties aren't going to pay for themselves.
Memo To UBS Junior Bankers: IBD Chief Andrea Orcel Wants To See Asses In Seats
None of this "protected weekend" BS for his junior bankers.
Lynn Tilton Is Ready For Battle
Memo to the SEC: the Patriarch Partners CEO has her gladiator gear on.