GameStop
Turns Out Hertz’s Future Not As Bright As Day Traders Hoped
Their first stock market toy is being taken away, and they aren’t getting anything for it.
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As Punishment For Not Taking GameStop Seriously We Now Have To Take Bitcoin Seriously
The karma market’s in full swing.
The SEC Wants You To Think Long And Hard About Selling Shares Should Redditors Decide To Rocket Them To The Moon
In written form. On their desk.
WallStreetBets Is Coming To A Screen Near You
Hollywood never lets a good tale go untold.
Citadel Securities, Accused Of Rigging Markets, Accuses Someone Else Of Rigging Markets
Your purported friends are IEX are not actually your friends, dear retail investors, sayeth Ken Griffin.
Who’d Like To Help Steve Cohen Out With His Little Liquidity Problem?
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
Degenerates Distracted By Shiny Objects
So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.
Leave Steve Cohen Alone You Monsters
The Big Guy’s Twitter account was just about the only good thing to come out of 2020 and now you’ve ruined it.
Robinhood’s GameStop Trading Ban Crashing High-Speed Traders, Court Records System, App’s Reputation
GME is back on Robinhood. But so are the SEC and class-action lawyers.
Andrew Left Embraces His Inner Millennial
Short selling is out. Helping Redditors ride rocket stonks to the moon is in.
Elon Musk Hopes The Fancy Dog, Surging Doge Distract Your Attention From That Hiring Discrimination Probe
The pup ate SpaceX’s subpoena!
Hedge Fund Billionaires Take Break From Losing Money On GameStop, Figuring Out Why To Beef On Twitter, TV
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
SEC Monitoring GameStop Frenzy With Eye Towards Doing Nothing
Letting the Redditors have their fun seems to be a bipartisan point of agreement, which is great, because it probably can’t be stopped.
This Is A Fun And Maddening Game
The first draft of l’histoire de l’affaire GameStop and it is, uh, muddled.
Ken Griffin, Steve Cohen Not Enjoying This Game. Stop.
This is getting very expensive, very, very quickly.
The Greatest Of All Time Weren’t So Hot In 2020
Luckily for most of them, a long track record is fairly immune to short-term mediocrity or worse.
GameStop Short Sellers Are Getting Slaughtered
And r/wallstreetbets is minting millionaires.