GameStop

If taking bitcoin for movie tickets is what it takes, then so be it.

If that’s not a sign of confidence we don’t know what is.

‘Twas the decline of the equity long-short model, not the death of fundamental analysis, that killed White Square Capital.

GameStop may not be selling weed or ice cream or dog food, but it and its ilk are certainly selling a lot of stock.

And another, ad infinitum.

Call it the Coinbase model of doing business.

Maybe because the SPAC cops are the only regulators left on a beat.

Needless to say, the SEC is concerned.

Like another company going public via SPAC giving you access to the IPOs it’s choosing to shun.

Throw in some Coinbase and Cubes and the future of investing has arrived.

The hits keep coming for Gabe Plotkin.

And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.

Bill Gross is short GameStop and can’t get enough of the action.

You know, when Elizabeth Warren puts it that way.

Their first stock market toy is being taken away, and they aren’t getting anything for it.

FINRA can always be counted on to offer a relative bright spot in a legal and regulatory hellscape.

The karma market’s in full swing.

In written form. On their desk.