GameStop
SEC Finds Everything Worked Fine During Memestock Madness, Will Look Into Changing Everything Anyway
Gary Gensler needs no damning report to get regulating.
AMC CEO Knows How To Keep The Degenerates On Side
If taking bitcoin for movie tickets is what it takes, then so be it.
Robinhood Employees Ready, Willing, Eager, Allowed To Dump Their Shares Onto The Next Sucker At Earliest Opportunity
If that’s not a sign of confidence we don’t know what is.
Hedge Fund Not Sure Hedge Funds Worth Hedge Fund Fees
‘Twas the decline of the equity long-short model, not the death of fundamental analysis, that killed White Square Capital.
Goofballs Still Burning Melvin Capital, Et. Al.
GameStop may not be selling weed or ice cream or dog food, but it and its ilk are certainly selling a lot of stock.
Robinhood Customer Service Still Sucks, IPO Still Moving Full Speed Ahead
Call it the Coinbase model of doing business.
David Einhorn Makes It Through Quarterly Letter About ‘Breaking Markets’ Without Mentioning SPACs
Maybe because the SPAC cops are the only regulators left on a beat.
SPACs, NFTs Have Reached ‘Baseball Card Company Has Heard Of Us And Wants In’ Stage Of Oversaturation
Needless to say, the SEC is concerned.
Shaquille O’Neal Is Taking WeWork Public Via SPAC And Other Tales Of Finance In 2021
Like another company going public via SPAC giving you access to the IPOs it’s choosing to shun.
GameStop, Robinhood Demonstrate Shared Impeccable Timing
Throw in some Coinbase and Cubes and the future of investing has arrived.
Degenerates Kicking Hedge Fund They Pushed To The Floor While It’s Down
The hits keep coming for Gabe Plotkin.
GameStop To Cosplay As Actual Company, Release Irrelevant Earnings
And Elon Musk tries, and fails, to act like a normal corporate executive.
Elderly Retired Californian Masters Exciting New Game
Bill Gross is short GameStop and can’t get enough of the action.
Now That The SEC Thinks About It, It Is Strange That Citadel, Et. Al.,Pay So Much For The Right To Execute Free Trades
You know, when Elizabeth Warren puts it that way.
Turns Out Hertz’s Future Not As Bright As Day Traders Hoped
Their first stock market toy is being taken away, and they aren’t getting anything for it.
Robinhood Finds Sympathetic Regulatory Shoulder To Settle With
FINRA can always be counted on to offer a relative bright spot in a legal and regulatory hellscape.
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As Punishment For Not Taking GameStop Seriously We Now Have To Take Bitcoin Seriously
The karma market’s in full swing.
The SEC Wants You To Think Long And Hard About Selling Shares Should Redditors Decide To Rocket Them To The Moon
In written form. On their desk.
WallStreetBets Is Coming To A Screen Near You
Hollywood never lets a good tale go untold.
Citadel Securities, Accused Of Rigging Markets, Accuses Someone Else Of Rigging Markets
Your purported friends are IEX are not actually your friends, dear retail investors, sayeth Ken Griffin.