Their first stock market toy is being taken away, and they aren’t getting anything for it.
The karma market’s in full swing.
Your purported friends are IEX are not actually your friends, dear retail investors, sayeth Ken Griffin.
The Big Guy’s got some anger to take out on the markets with your money.
So this whole Reddit bubble thing is still happening, just elsewhere.
The Big Guy’s Twitter account was just about the only good thing to come out of 2020 and now you’ve ruined it.
GME is back on Robinhood. But so are the SEC and class-action lawyers.
Short selling is out. Helping Redditors ride rocket stonks to the moon is in.
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
Letting the Redditors have their fun seems to be a bipartisan point of agreement, which is great, because it probably can’t be stopped.
The first draft of l’histoire de l’affaire GameStop and it is, uh, muddled.
This is getting very expensive, very, very quickly.
Luckily for most of them, a long track record is fairly immune to short-term mediocrity or worse.