Come on, you guys, everyone else is getting one.
The Big Grundle is still not helping.
Harvey Schwartz is newest rumored savior of The Stagecoach.
But he also spent a lot of time verbally curbstomping Peter Navarro, so let's enjoy that!
It really feels like The Big Grundle is giving out anonymous primo quotes to reporters about what he did in Trump's White House.
We've had this dream...it got weird.
Guess who's walking away clean on the whole 1MDB thing though...
The Big Grundle is officially going to Harvard, to apparently reflect on his time working for a president who he still neither agrees with nor understands.
Rumor has it that The Big Grundle is headed to Cambridge.
Somewhere, Gary Cohn is having a rueful laugh.
And just wait until those RMBS profits start rolling in.
Leveraging your professional legacy on the possibility that you can tame a maniac and make a billion dollars?... There's only one man for this job.
He's getting better and being better every day, you guys.
It's called, subtlety, Big Grundle.
What are you even doing, Gary Cohn?
As long as he avoids stumbling into a surprise DJ D-Sol set, we're happy for the big galoot.
Even Trump realizes that it's not wise to let a rabid dog into a preschool.
The Gaspo/Grundle feud is real, and we love it.
Kuddles is doing his level best pretending that this is gonna work out.
And that is: “You can do whatever you want.”
Okay, this one scared us.
As The World Turns...Dumber.