Germany Spending €750 Billion On Hedgefundicide
This is no time for hostile takeovers, short selling or any other hedge fund funny stuff.
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Troubled German Banks Confirm Rumors They Are Indeed Hooking Up
Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank are exploring a co-dependent marriage predicated on ruining thousands of lives.
Angela Merkel Ready To Go The Full Geithner On Dying Deutsche Bank
Hey, Commerzbank, congratulations on your impending shotgun marriage to Frankfurt's hottest mess.
It's Difficult To Hear Christian Sewing Brag About Deutsche Bank's Rebirth What With All Those Police Sirens Blaring Outside Deutsche Bank HQ
German police raid Deutsche Bank after realizing that it hasn't been fined for anything in like months.
Deutsche Bank Wondering Aloud If Anyone Wants To Buy A Totally Healthy Not-At-All Broken German Bank
Paul Achleitner has a plan...well, a new plan, the other plans were disastrous and he sees that now.
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Angela Merkel Let In A Million Refugees And Now Wolfgang Schäuble Can’t Yell At Greeks Anymore
Don’t worry: His replacement might be even yellier.
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Deutsche Bank To Former Board Members: These Absurdly Expensive Fines Ain't Just Gonna Pay Themselves
The House of Cryan is attempting to create the politley Lutheran clawback.
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Deutsche Bank Exec Appears To Be Totally Unaware That Deutsche Bank Is Headquartered In Germany
New rule: The only bank not allowed to bitch about moving to Frankfurt is the one already fucking based there.
Compensation Watch ’17: German Elections Edition
Germans wondering aloud if Deutsche Bankers should be paid like at all.
Deutsche Bank To Germans: Is It Too Late Now To Say Sorry?
Cryan knows that he let you down. Is it too late to say entschuldigung now?
Teutonic Angst Rises As Italian Banks Fall
Germany still wary of getting to involved with Italy after...you guys remember.
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All Deutsche Bank Needed To Pull Out Of Its Death Spiral Was For America To Elect One Of Its Biggest Liabilities As President
John Cryan now worships at the altar of Trumpism.
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Roger Altman Thinks It's High Time That Everybody Stop Picking On Poor Tiny Deutsche Bank
Deutsche Bank is basically a fancy European credit union, you guys.
Germany Poised To Criminalize Already Illegal Thing
Nobody steals from Angela Merkel and gets away with it.
Maybe Germany Should Think About Quitting The EU, Too
The Germans have had it UP TO HERE with ECB policies.
Brian Moynihan Would Like Some Of That German Bank Name Confusion Please
Deutsche Bank would be even more screwed if people weren’t so literal, and that's not fair.
German Digital Bank Has The Cure For Your Rate Hike Priapism
It's not perfect, but at least it's something.
Games Of Chance And Chicken In Greece
Somewhere, a bald man in a loud shirt is revving his motorcycle in a statement of protest...and respect.
Creditors Not Done Shoving A Hot Poker Up Greece's Ass
When Germany says 'bend over,' you say 'how far'.