Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank are exploring a co-dependent marriage predicated on ruining thousands of lives.
Hey, Commerzbank, congratulations on your impending shotgun marriage to Frankfurt's hottest mess.
German police raid Deutsche Bank after realizing that it hasn't been fined for anything in like months.
Paul Achleitner has a plan...well, a new plan, the other plans were disastrous and he sees that now.
Don’t worry: His replacement might be even yellier.
The House of Cryan is attempting to create the politley Lutheran clawback.
New rule: The only bank not allowed to bitch about moving to Frankfurt is the one already fucking based there.
Cryan knows that he let you down. Is it too late to say entschuldigung now?
Kali Protohronia, you Grecian rascals.
John Cryan now worships at the altar of Trumpism.
Deutsche Bank is basically a fancy European credit union, you guys.
Nobody steals from Angela Merkel and gets away with it.
The Germans have had it UP TO HERE with ECB policies.
Deutsche Bank would be even more screwed if people weren’t so literal, and that's not fair.
It's not perfect, but at least it's something.
When Germany says 'bend over,' you say 'how far'.