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Opening Bell 7.9.18
Theresa May doubles down; NATO woes; Breastfeeding legislation and more!
Goldman
Goldman Makes Trading Great Again, But Investors Would Rather Netflix And Chill, Apparently
Not bad, Lloyd. Not bad.
Goldman's New Ads Prove That Even The Vampire Squid Can Bore You To Tears
Get a peek at the thoroughly unremarkable launch of Marcus, Goldman for the masses.
Opening Bell: 11/17/16
Theranos bleeds whistleblower dry, JPMorgan pays up over hiring princelings, Bill Gates takes a "giant whiff" of shit, and much more.