Goldman Sach Is Pretty Sure That Stocks Are Done, Like, Going Up
David Kostin tells clients that this bull is barely breathing.
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Deutsche Bank Is Done Watching Goldman Sachs Hog The Spotlight On The 1MDB Scandal
What's the German compound word for "Get off my lawn!"?
David Solomon Commiserates With His Marcus Team Over The Existential Anguish Of Working At A Investment Backwater Like... Goldman Sachs
If only these retail bankers worked in Palo Alto garage and not 200 West Street, perhaps then they would be loved.
NYT: Steve Mnuchin's Father Brought Near Tears At The Mere Mention Of His Son's Name
Even for us, this is dark.
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Investors Can’t Believe Brian Moynihan Is Having A Good Day
There’s always something to criticize at Bank of America.
Goldman Sachs Manages To Beat Estimates By Paying Everyone Like They Fell Short Of Estimates, Which They Actually Did
DJ D-Sol paid Goldmen less in Q1, but how long can he keep doing that?
Goldman Sachs Puts All Company-Issued BlackBerrys In The Storage Room So Lloyd Blankfein Has Something To Play With
DJ D-Sol just went Joan Crawford on outdated tech.
Goldman Sachs Launches Marcus Ad Campaign Ostensibly Aimed At Dumb Assholes Stuck In Low-Yield CDs
Though they be short, these ads are breathtaking in their lack of subtlety.
Goldman Analysts Think New Goldman Credit Card Not Worthy Of The Goldman Name
Apple Card, backed by the bank, is at best “OK but not great.”
Imaginary Wells Fargo CEO Shortlist Down To Marty Chavez And Matt Zames
Now that Harvey Schwartz has turned The Stagecoach down allow us to take the reins of this job search.
Wells Fargo Hoping A Noted Knife-Wielding Control Freak Can Save Its Bacon
Harvey Schwartz is newest rumored savior of The Stagecoach.
New Policy Ensures That There’s A 50% Chance A Future Bald CEO Of Goldman Sachs Will Be A Woman
DJ D-Sol looking to spin way more ladies nights at 200 West St.
Layoff Watch '19: Goldman Sachs Doing Some Routine Spring Cleaning In Commodities
Mmm, the smell of pink slips wafting in from Battery Park City on the warming air.
Gary Cohn Goes On A Podcast To Confirm That His White House Experience Was Exactly What We Thought It Was
But he also spent a lot of time verbally curbstomping Peter Navarro, so let's enjoy that!
Goldman Sachs CEO David Solomon Appears At Alma Mater Hamilton College To Prove That Elite Colleges Do Not Predict Future Success
This is the reminder of American possibility that we all needed right now.
Goldman Sachs Tells Everyone That They Should Stop Being Silly Little Socialists And Love Buybacks
Don't let anyone tell you that Goldman doesn't keeps it real.
Area DJ Refusing To Wear Tie At Lame Day Job
David Solomon proving that he truly is Goldman Sachs' cool new dad.
Senior Goldman Sachs Investment Banker Defects To KKR In Obvious Attempt To Wash Her Hands Of Firmwide Trader Massacre
Why else would a senior i-banker in Asia leave Goldman these days?
Goldman Upgrades Potential 1MDB Fine To ‘World Of Pain’
It’s gonna take a lot of suitcases filled with soiled underwear to stand in for $2 billion.
David Solomon's Culling Of Goldman Sachs Traders Reportedly Catches A Major Body
20-year veteran and head of program is thought to be the latest victim of DJ D-Sol and John Waldron's trading floor megadeath.
Jim Cramer Clearly Hates Investment Bankers
The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.
D.J. D-Sol Working On Cutting Dis Track About His Own Commodities Traders
The Goldman chief is preparing to take out his frustrations upon them.