Goldman Sachs
Landlord Not Going To Let A Little Hedge Fund Meltdown Cost It $160,000
And the people who it cost $5.5 billion are gonna try to not repeat the experience.
You’ve Heard From The Best, Now Hear From The Rest
Wall Street’s also-rans confirm that the second quarter was a good one indeed for banks.
Compensation Watch ’21: Goldman Sachs First Years
Goldman has done very well. Goldman’s kiddies? Maybe less so.
If You Are Go ing To (Allegedly) Illegally Work In Concert With Rivals To Avoid A Massive Hit On A Collapsing Family Office, At Least Make Sure You Avoid The Massive Hit
There’s nothing worse than getting hit with an antitrust fine on top of a multi-billion dollar loss.
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Goldman’s Laziness Deprives Supreme Court Of Opportunity To Further Throttle Class Actions
If you’d just make an argument, guys, Amy Coney Barrett would give you everything you asked for and more.
Goldman Not Relying On Divine Revelation To Determine Who’s An Anti-Vaxxer
It’s got one teensy, tiny, HIPAA-triggering request.
What Credit Suisse Lacks In Money Lost On Archegos It Makes Up For In Ominous Requests For Information
The Justice Department and Prudential Regulation Authority have some questions.
Jamie Dimon Trolling Marianne Lake By Making Her Run Something With Her Competition
This will season her up good.
People Whose Job It Is To Make Money Taking Whatever Job Pays Them The Most Money
Good news for hedge funds, bad news for skinflint banks.
Ex-Goldman Analyst (Allegedly) Made His Own Bonus
Unfortunately for Brian Maguire, it was also his last.
Sheriff of Boston-ham Wants To String Up Robinhood
This time, though, it’s for taking money from the poor.
Wells, BofA Prove Stimulus Is Working By Not Looking Like Dogsh*t In Q1
If even they are inoculated, there’s hope for us all.
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Can You Stop Asking Jamie Dimon About Voting Rights And Start Asking Him About That Quarter?
Four hundred percent, people! Four hundred percent!
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Goldman Betting $75 Million On Dealbreaker Ads
We welcome our new contextual advertising overlords.
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‘Important’ As Meaningless As ‘Integrity And Honesty’ When Goldman Sachs Says It
The Supremes are not at all happy with the Elect.
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Goldman Says Stock-Transfer Taxes Aren’t All Bad, As Long As They’re Not In New York
A convenient catalyst to a healthy correction in Hong Kong is a poison pill in the Big Apple.
Goldman May Not Be Paying Its Conflict Of Interest Reviewers Enough
Because at least one of them allegedly found a bank-embarrassing way to make a hundred thousand extra pounds.
Leave Steve Cohen Alone You Monsters
The Big Guy’s Twitter account was just about the only good thing to come out of 2020 and now you’ve ruined it.
Hedge Fund Billionaires Take Break From Losing Money On GameStop, Figuring Out Why To Beef On Twitter, TV
Steve Cohen wants everyone to “chile” out.
Bonus Watch ’20: BriMoy Backtracks, Still Stiffing Rainmakers
And David Solomon & co. are still paying for the sins of others.
Bonus Watch ’20: Last Year Would Have Been A Great One To Work At Goldman, Morgan Stanley If Not For, You Know…
D-Sol and J-Gorm really would like to share they year’s bounty with you, but they just can’t right now.
Trump Pardon Parade A Veritable Dealbreaker ‘Where Are They Now?’
Not in prison anymore, thanks to the Dear Leader’s last acts!