Goldman Spending Heavily On Regulatory Fines, Becoming A Different Bank Entirely
DJ D-Sol is spinning some sad tunes up on 12 if you’d like to commiserate.
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Goldman Insider-Trader To Give Up $24K From Sunglasses Case, $236K More
There’ll be far fewer trips to B-Dubs for Bryan Cohen going forward.
It’s Like We Don’t Even Know Who Goldman Sachs Is Anymore
More transparency? To attract investors? What is this, Bank of America?
Making 1MDB Go Away Is Gonna Hurt Goldman Bad
It’s not the $2 billion. It’s the “we were wrong, we’re sorry” part.
Tim Leissner Free To Pursue Party-Planning Career
Because the former Goldman Sachs scam artist is not going to be investment banking anymore.
David Solomon Like Every Normal Guy Who Spends His Weekends DJing In The Bahamas
He may even take AirTrain to JFK.
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CFTC Develops Novel DoJ Drafting Technique Of Cut-Rate Regulation
It’s cheap, it’s (somewhat) effective and it makes everyone happy (except for the people going to jail).
More Senior Traders Are Taking Their Butter And Going Home* From Goldman Sachs
*"Home" in this case being BlueCrest Capital Management.
Robinhood, Which Is Not A Video Game For Trading Real Money, Has A Cheat Code That Allows Users To Get Infinite Money
Press X, Y, Down, Down, Left, Y, X for what has to be securities fraud.
Pops And Popsy Search For Truffles In The Forest: An Insider-Trading Story
Told in four (and counting?) indictments.
SEC Increasingly Aware That Goldman Sachs Traders Are Deeply Desperate To Survive DJ D-Sol's Purge
The blue windbreakers are now making biannual visits to the trading floors of 200 West Street.
Goldman Sachs Has Come Around To The Logic Of Not Paying People Goldman Sachs Salaries
Average comp is down 50% at 200 West Street, unless you're a robot, in which case, you're taking John Rogers' job.
Goldman Sachs Dealing With A Third Quarter Hipster Hangover
Over at 200 West Street, the trading Trotskyites are bailing out the WeWork-investing Stalinists [this is a perfect allegory].
Robinhood Now Daring Goldman Sachs Not To Acquire It
DJ D-Sol should ask Charles Schwab about the wisdom of ignoring the kamikaze trading platform for Millennials.
We Ranked Wall Street Banks...By How Much The People Working There Enjoy Working There
Jamie's people are relatively happy while Wells Fargo's people...work at Wells Fargo.
Goldman Sachs Interns Want 8 Hours Of Sleep A Night And Use Their Mom's Netflix Login But Don't Want Weed To Be Legal
Where did DJ D-Sol find these narcs?
Area Billionaire Retiree Debates Himself About Socialism
Lloyd Blankfein seems lonely, you guys.
AT&T Already Playing Checkers With Dark Lord Of Chess Paul Singer
Goldman Sachs is great at bodyguarding against bullies, just ask their former head of activism defense...who works for Paul Singer as of four weeks ago.
Marty Chavez Wants To Sell Ken Griffin An NYC Guest House
Goldman Sachs' Prince that was Promised lists his West Village crib for $19.95 million.
Usurper David Solomon Finally Frees Himself Of The True Heir To The Goldman Sachs Throne
Marty Chavez is going back to his New Mexico monastery.
Goldman Sachs Is Doing Apple's Innovation For It These Days
DJ D-Sol is sampling Angelo Mozilo on Goldman's Apple Card plans.