Facebook Director Thinks We Should Focus More Attention On Other Evil Silicon Valley Companies
Just for the sake of being fair, Peter Thiel would like to note that Google is currently committing treason.
Google's Nightmarish Future Could Be The Stuff Of Which Wells Fargo's Dreams Are Made
Ruth Porat might be suddenly available for a job that's suddenly not so terrible by comparison.
Eric Schmidt Does Not Share His Beautiful Women With Hedge Fund Managers
It is the women who must share the still-married Alphabet chairman.
There Are Major Differences Between Facebook And The Other FAANG Stocks. Just Look At The Financials
Oh no, the intern is talking about stocks...
Two Sigma Hires Google Brain Scientist To Finally Make This Damned AI Thing Work
Mike Schuster has the chance to be the hedge fund’s last human employee.
Oh Boy Does Julian Robertson Wish Apple, Facebook Had Been Around When He Was A Middle-Aged Man
You kids today don’t know what kind of a bargain you’re getting.
Shared Loathing Of Uber Provides Aphrodisiac Catalyst For Alliance Between Lyft And Waymo
On today's edition of "Everybody Hates Uber."
Trump To Meet With Tech Titans, Threatening Midtown Manhattan With Potential Nuclear Ego Event
We're not saying this is a trap, but we're definitely not saying it isn't.
Google And Chipotle Will Now Endeavor To Answer The Prayers Of Stoned Young People Everywhere
Somebody hand Bill Ackman a fat blunt and a can of Tecate.
Brexit Freakout Reaches Porn Levels Of Mass Hysteria
Boris Johnson is getting all kinds of famous.
Marissa Mayer Is Suddenly The Most Popular Girl In The Valley
Who DOESN'T want to buy Yahoo for whatever it might - or might not be - worth?
Google Fails To Google "Executive Compensation For 2015," Pays CEO $100 Million
That sound you hear is Wall Street groaning in unison.
Citi Analyst: Google Won't Buy AIG, But It'd Be A Whole Lot Cooler If It Did
Just because an idea won't ever happen, that doesn't make it less awesome.
With Alphabet Restructuring, Larry And Sergey Are Apparently A Little More Open To Doing Some Evil
Overriding at Alphabet is less "Don't be evil," More "Netflix n' chill within the parameters of the law."