Blind Item: Which Power Hedge Fund Wife Is In The Market For A Wife Of Her Own?
This one is something of an open high society secret, so you should be embarrassed not to know.
Is Jeffrey Esptein Really "A Financier"? You Tell Us
Seriously, let's use this quasi-legitimate platform to find someone who has done business with the most hated man in America today.
Blind Item: Which Billionaire Hedge Fund Manager Is A Horned-Up Bisexual Pedophile Cheapskate Who Also Does Card Tricks?
Well, this should be a fun -and soul-polluting- game for a Friday.
Blind Item: Which Credit Suisse MD Is Giving Us Our First Inappropriate Intern Touching Scandal Of The Summer?
Thad is very upset by this, you guys.
Michael Milken Knows How To Keep It Hot With Carl Icahn
Uncle Carl is such an adorably incorrigible haggler.
New Book Claims Gary Cohn's White House Life Is As Abjectly Miserable As We've Always Hoped
The Big Grundle is "in a constant state of shock and horror" and we can finally learn to love again.
Secret Service Lazily Scours Hamptons For Confused Area Senior
If Wilbur Ross was as rich as he claims, this Silver Alert might have been upgraded to Gold.
Famously Friendly Neighbor Lisa Maria Falcone Now Literally Sh!tting On The Hamptons
And just when we were about to give up The Hamptons being fun this summer.
Bill Ackman's Terrible 2016 Is Ending In The Sh!ttiest Way Possible
Some bad personal news for Bill Acks.
Marissa Mayer Is The Only Person Who Thinks Marissa Mayer Is Staying On At Yahoo
She could stay on post-merger, but the Gods of Logic would weep.