GPB Capital Holdings

David Gentile is accused of making payments people weren’t entitled to, and now would like a few of his own.

GPB Capital needs cash and if (alleged) Ponzi schemes are out, an auto-dealership fire sale will have to do.

It doesn’t sound like Merrick Garland is looking as kindly on the GPB boys as Bill Barr.

You can authorize and investigation and you can authorize an investigation and you and you and you, too!

Because in addition to “unemployed,” he can also now call himself “whistleblower.”

That’ll teach’em.