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Last Year’s Markets Were So Can’t Miss Even David Einhorn Made Money
You’d still have been better off in an index fund, but it remains a fact.
Is The Ackmanaissance Innoculating Ackmania Sufferers?
David Einhorn’s symptoms have been downgraded to mild.
David Einhorn Salves Further Losses With Froth From Elon Musk’s Mouth
What’s good for Tesla is good for America, in the opinion of one Twitter user.
David Einhorn A Big Fan Apple TV+, Disney+
Possibly too big a fan, but he’s bedridden with Ackmania for Netflix.
David Einhorn Showing Symptoms Of Ackmania Again
He’s still way up on the year, but not quite as way up as he had been.
David Einhorn Evincing Signs Of Late-Stage Ackmania
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
Surprise Mexico Tariffs Claim Least Surprising Victim
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
David Einhorn Is So Broke That He’s Pitching Airplane Leases At Sohn
The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.
David Einhorn Still Murmuring Incantations Of Death Over Elon Musk Voodoo Doll, Is Feeling Like It's Working
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Forbes Names David Einhorn As This Year's Youngest Self-Unmade Billionaire
Oh, D-Hornz, you need to cure this Ackmania.
David Einhorn Tells Investors The Only Thing That Went Wrong in 2018 Was All Of His Investing
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
David Einhorn Follows Worst Year Of His Life With New Worst Year Of His Life
His ‘portfolio that makes a lot of sense’ lost 34% in 2018.
No Gelt For Greenlight
It’s safe to say that David Einhorn’s gonna be down this year unless he kills Elon Musk or something.
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As Bill Ackman Proves Himself Almost Cured, David Einhorn Now Showing Symptoms Of Late-Stage Ackmania
It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
David Einhorn Pens The "Flowers For Algernon" Of Investor Letters
Stop what you're doing and send a hug into the universe for what's left of David Einhorn's psyche.
Everything David Einhorn’s Been Saying About Tesla Came True And He Still Lost Money
The Greenlight Lantern may never defeat supervillain Elon Musk.
David Einhorn Is Still Not Dead Yet
D-Hornz going to stay the course, even if it kills him.
The World Makes No Sense Anymore But David Einhorn Soldiers On
The hedge fund superhero continues his fight for truth, value and the American way, and also continues losing.
David Einhorn Takes Position In Twitter, Seems To Think That Twitter Should Suck Less
This is going to be GREAT!
David Einhorn Shouts "I'm Still ALIVE!" Into The Freezing Darkness As 2017 Comes To A Close
Greenlight Capital's heart monitor lets out a hopeful beep at the end of a hellish year.