Surprise Mexico Tariffs Claim Least Surprising Victim
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
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David Einhorn Is So Broke That He’s Pitching Airplane Leases At Sohn
The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.
David Einhorn Still Murmuring Incantations Of Death Over Elon Musk Voodoo Doll, Is Feeling Like It's Working
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Forbes Names David Einhorn As This Year's Youngest Self-Unmade Billionaire
Oh, D-Hornz, you need to cure this Ackmania.
David Einhorn Tells Investors The Only Thing That Went Wrong in 2018 Was All Of His Investing
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
David Einhorn Follows Worst Year Of His Life With New Worst Year Of His Life
His ‘portfolio that makes a lot of sense’ lost 34% in 2018.
No Gelt For Greenlight
It’s safe to say that David Einhorn’s gonna be down this year unless he kills Elon Musk or something.
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As Bill Ackman Proves Himself Almost Cured, David Einhorn Now Showing Symptoms Of Late-Stage Ackmania
It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
David Einhorn Pens The "Flowers For Algernon" Of Investor Letters
Stop what you're doing and send a hug into the universe for what's left of David Einhorn's psyche.
Everything David Einhorn’s Been Saying About Tesla Came True And He Still Lost Money
The Greenlight Lantern may never defeat supervillain Elon Musk.
David Einhorn Is Still Not Dead Yet
D-Hornz going to stay the course, even if it kills him.
The World Makes No Sense Anymore But David Einhorn Soldiers On
The hedge fund superhero continues his fight for truth, value and the American way, and also continues losing.
David Einhorn Takes Position In Twitter, Seems To Think That Twitter Should Suck Less
This is going to be GREAT!
David Einhorn Shouts "I'm Still ALIVE!" Into The Freezing Darkness As 2017 Comes To A Close
Greenlight Capital's heart monitor lets out a hopeful beep at the end of a hellish year.
David Einhorn Dangerously Close To Letting Tesla Become His Own Private Herbalife
Poor D-Hornz is showing signs of early-stage "Ackmania."
Visionary Superhero David Einhorn’s Super Powers Do Not Include P.R.
The Green Lantern has regrets.
David Einhorn Still Laboring Under Sad Misconception That Tesla Is Subject To Basic Logic
Why does he keep trying to apply financial logic to the factory of dreams?
Investors Just Starting To Realize David Einhorn Isn't Making Them Any Money
Which is kind of important, you know?
David Einhorn May Have Lost At GM, But He Won In Our Hearts
It's not easy being a visionary.
David Einhorn's Psychedelic GM Share-Class Gambit Still Way Ahead Of Its Time
Perhaps this is one of those ideas that will be appreciated only posthumously.
David Einhorn Also Unloaded Some Apple Shares
Hedge fund managers everywhere are spitting out pips.