Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Oh, D-Hornz, you need to cure this Ackmania.
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
His ‘portfolio that makes a lot of sense’ lost 34% in 2018.
It’s safe to say that David Einhorn’s gonna be down this year unless he kills Elon Musk or something.
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It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
Stop what you're doing and send a hug into the universe for what's left of David Einhorn's psyche.
The Greenlight Lantern may never defeat supervillain Elon Musk.
D-Hornz going to stay the course, even if it kills him.
The hedge fund superhero continues his fight for truth, value and the American way, and also continues losing.
This is going to be GREAT!
Greenlight Capital's heart monitor lets out a hopeful beep at the end of a hellish year.
Poor D-Hornz is showing signs of early-stage "Ackmania."
The Green Lantern has regrets.
Why does he keep trying to apply financial logic to the factory of dreams?
Which is kind of important, you know?
It's not easy being a visionary.
Perhaps this is one of those ideas that will be appreciated only posthumously.
Hedge fund managers everywhere are spitting out pips.
Someone thought the Sohn Investment Conference was trying out a Bachelor rose ceremony theme this year.
It's been a whole week since he warned you, guys. What are you waiting for?
