You’d still have been better off in an index fund, but it remains a fact.
David Einhorn’s symptoms have been downgraded to mild.
What’s good for Tesla is good for America, in the opinion of one Twitter user.
D-Hornz -who is shorting Tesla- is demanding Elon Musk resign from Tesla, which we're pretty sure is cheating.
Oh, David Einhorn, things are going to get better...we think.
The Greenlight Lantern only spent about a minute calling Elon Musk a bullshitter.
Greenlight Capital telling investors that Tesla is at least on the verge of being on the verge of dying, and D-Hornz is showing signs of late-stage Ackmania.
Oh, D-Hornz, you need to cure this Ackmania.
D-Hornz is becoming the William Faulkner of hedge fund investor letters.
His ‘portfolio that makes a lot of sense’ lost 34% in 2018.
It seems like everyone's infected with Ackmania except one guy.
Stop what you're doing and send a hug into the universe for what's left of David Einhorn's psyche.
The Greenlight Lantern may never defeat supervillain Elon Musk.
The hedge fund superhero continues his fight for truth, value and the American way, and also continues losing.
Greenlight Capital's heart monitor lets out a hopeful beep at the end of a hellish year.