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Paul Singer Has Some Drunk Sincerity For Pernod Ricard
Why can’t you be more like Diageo, and why can’t you get more people to drink vodka?
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Dan Loeb Opens Up A Spicy Can Of Litigation
He hopes to dump the steaming allegations right into some elderly laps.
Brevan Howard Launching New Fund To Prove It’s Not Dead
It was a close call, but ‘n Howard’s gonna pull through and procreate.
Point72 Vet Will Be Happy To Take Some Of That $6 Billion You Haven’t Given To Steve Cohen Yet
Erik Cetrulo is bravely striking out on his own.
Dan Och: Adrenaline Junkie
Saving his firm was such a rush that the Och-Ziff founder decided on a grievous self-inflicted wound to try again.
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Prime Brokers Add Valuation-Fluffing To Menu Of Services
Also, did you hear what we’re doing for this Fortune 500 company?
Bill Ackman Not Doing As Bad This Year As You Might Expect
It’s practically an annus mirabilis for Pershing Square.
Ray Dalio Preparing For Gilded Post-Apocalypse
The marauding mutant motorcycle gang probably won’t take greenbacks in exchange for your life.
Heartless Twentysomething Who Kicked Bill Ackman In Teeth Looking For More Action
Fahmi Quadir is ruthless and cold-blooded enough to be a dictator or serial killer, but she’s decided to start a hedge fund instead.
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Dan Loeb Having His Crunch Bar, Eating It, Too
The Third Point chief’s sweet tooth will not be denied.
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Beautiful Italian Bank Begins Second 545 Years With Spring In Its Step
Jamie Dinan to the rescue of the world's oldest, prettiest lender.
All Hedge Funds Need Is Better PR, Says Guy Who's Evidently Never Heard Of Carl Icahn
Public opinion is fool's errand.
You Are Cordially Invited To Join Paul Singer In Profiting From Global Supercollapse
Don't miss Elliott Management's next war on a sovereign state.
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President Trump Was Just JK'ing About Cutting Taxes For Hedge Fund Paper Pushers
Maybe he was being sarcastic.
Next Guy Who Talks S*** About Hedge Funds Gets A Hardcover Copy of ‘Atlas Shrugged’ To The Face
Cliff Asness is putting you all on notice.