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'A Spreadsheet Did The Calculations' Not A Convincing Enough Excuse To Keep SEC From Probing Your Hedge Fund
An update from the fund that never loses money.
Sociopathy The One Trait All Hedge Fund Managers Share Says Actor Playing Hedge Fund Manager
Psychology is fun and easy.
Hedge Fund Manager Are Sad
And dying from a form of cancer that attacks alpha generation, they say.
Steve Cohen Still Deciding If He'll Bury SEC HQ With T-Shirts Reading "Open For Biz, MFers" On 1/1/18
And if he'll get that soft American Apparel stuff or cheap out.
Steve Cohen Is One Bad Open House Away From Abandoning His Midtown Apartment And Letting Squatters Take Over
Why are the real estate gods conspiring against him?!
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Leon Cooperman Thinking Of Taking A Page From Steve Cohen's Playbook
L. Coops doesn't need you. He doesn't need any of you!
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Dan Loeb Wants Central Bankers To Put Down "The Crack Cocaine Pipe"
Take a good look at yourselves.
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Leon Cooperman Regularly Asks His Friends To "Make Up The Sofa Bed"
What? Hotels are a racket and you can't trust the kids at AirBnB!
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Leon Cooperman Is Having None Of These Insider Trading Charges Against Him
"We've done nothing improper."
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The Next Time Leon Cooperman (Allegedly) Engages In Insider Trading, You Can Be Damn Sure It'll Be In Shares Of A Company Whose Execs Will Lie To The SEC For Him
God damn corporate hacks and their need to honest with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
Carl Icahn Endorses Herbalife In The Most 'Old Man From Queens' Way Possible
His GI problems get a shout-out.
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Local Hedge Fund Manager Gets What He Pays For In Childcare (A Lawsuit)
Darren Davy knows what we're talking about.
Wall Street Doubts Bill Ackman's Ability To Restore Glory To Once Mighty Burrito Chain
"We cannot fathom Pershing's operational or mathematical investment thesis."
Carl Icahn Finds 307,000 More Ways To Tell Bill Ackman "I Will Haunt Your Dreams"
The Pershing Square manager will never be free of this guy.
Carl Icahn Buys 2.3 Million Herbalife Shares Just to Spite Bill Ackman
If he has to, he'll go door to door selling shakes.
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If This Hedge Fund Thing Doesn't Work Out, SAC Alum Sol Kumin Has A Bright Future In Horse Betting
The Kumin family will not go hungry.
Maybe Bill Ackman Should Use Labor Day Weekend to Think About Whether This Hedge Fund Thing Is Right For Him
Or at least just reevaluate his relationships with Herbalife and Valeant.
Get Out Of Sahm Adrangi's Face With Your Breathalyzer Tests
The hedge fund manager would rather have his license suspended than submit to your silly little tests.
Dan Loeb Could Easily See The Next Game Of Thrones Book Focusing On Portfolio Positioning And Factor Risk
The Third Point manager feels like he's going into battle every damn day.
