An update from the fund that never loses money.
And if he'll get that soft American Apparel stuff or cheap out.
Why are the real estate gods conspiring against him?!
L. Coops doesn't need you. He doesn't need any of you!
Take a good look at yourselves.
What? Hotels are a racket and you can't trust the kids at AirBnB!
"We've done nothing improper."
God damn corporate hacks and their need to honest with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
His GI problems get a shout-out.
Darren Davy knows what we're talking about.
"We cannot fathom Pershing's operational or mathematical investment thesis."
The Pershing Square manager will never be free of this guy.
If he has to, he'll go door to door selling shakes.
The Kumin family will not go hungry.
Or at least just reevaluate his relationships with Herbalife and Valeant.
The hedge fund manager would rather have his license suspended than submit to your silly little tests.
The Third Point manager feels like he's going into battle every damn day.