So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
Any chance he’s eligible for whistleblower money on that $123 million settlement?
The legend has a new weapon in his arsenal.
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
Herbalife may not be hurting Ackman anymore, but it’s still helping Icahn.
Happy Memorial Day from Uncle Carl.
We weren't ready for how this would make us feel.
The Ack-Man should give in and embrace the darkness that lurks inside his heart.
The Ack-Man is looking to make his death by Chipotle more literal.
Vengeance before country.
Who has a new allegation to make!
It's gotten to be more annoying than kinky, you guys.
Uncle Carl is betting against zero.
Carl and Bill take their fraught bromance where it belongs: to the moon.
Finance's favorite catfighting frenemies are back!
The Passion of Bill Ackman continues.
He can't take it with him...but neither will Bill.
Valeant really Herbalife'd old Billy.
Uncle Carl is toasting and roasting Billy-Acks with a gassy Herbalife shake.
Fun with pharma stocks and irony!
And just when they were getting along so well.
His GI problems get a shout-out.