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Bill Ackman Has His Revenge On Montezuma’s Revenge
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
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Legacy Of Trolling Bill Ackman Still Paying Off Big For Carl Icahn
Herbalife may not be hurting Ackman anymore, but it’s still helping Icahn.
Carl Icahn Tacitly Admits That There Is No Joy In Herbalife Without Bill Ackman's Pain
Happy Memorial Day from Uncle Carl.
Bill Ackman Finally Halts His $1 Billion Tilt Against The Windmill That Is Herbalife
We weren't ready for how this would make us feel.
Bill Ackman's New Herbalife Strategy Should Be To Fully Embrace His Own Madness
The Ack-Man should give in and embrace the darkness that lurks inside his heart.
Bill Ackman Admits That He Is Contemplating Self-Harm
The Ack-Man is looking to make his death by Chipotle more literal.
Top Herbalife Lawyer Not Sticking Around For Final Triumph Over Bill Ackman
Who has a new allegation to make!
Herbalife CEO Drops Hacky "Fake News" Diss On Bill Ackman As Part Of Ongoing BDSM Roleplay With Daddy Carl Icahn
It's gotten to be more annoying than kinky, you guys.
Carl Icahn Not Too Worried About Not-So-Major Motion Picture Event
Uncle Carl is betting against zero.
Falcon Heavy And Herbalife: A Bill Ackman-Carl Icahn Story
Carl and Bill take their fraught bromance where it belongs: to the moon.
The Barolo Imbroglio: A Carl Icahn-Bill Ackman Story
Finance's favorite catfighting frenemies are back!
FTC Now Helping Herbalife Recover From $200M FTC Fine
The Passion of Bill Ackman continues.
Carl Icahn Has Chosen Trolling Bill Ackman Over Making Money
He can't take it with him...but neither will Bill.
Carl Icahn Throws 1.8 Million More Herbalife Shares On The Bill Ackman Feud Fire
Uncle Carl is toasting and roasting Billy-Acks with a gassy Herbalife shake.
Valeant To Stop Profiting From Ulcers It’s Giving Shareholders
Fun with pharma stocks and irony!
Carl Icahn vs Bill Ackman Is Back On With The Fury Of 10,000 Herbalife Shakes
And just when they were getting along so well.
Carl Icahn Endorses Herbalife In The Most 'Old Man From Queens' Way Possible
His GI problems get a shout-out.
Carl Icahn Finds 307,000 More Ways To Tell Bill Ackman "I Will Haunt Your Dreams"
The Pershing Square manager will never be free of this guy.
Carl Icahn Respects Bill Ackman As Much As One Can Respect "A Fool" "Boxed In" On A Short Trade
Oh Carl, why do you hide your love away?
Carl Icahn Buys 2.3 Million Herbalife Shares Just to Spite Bill Ackman
If he has to, he'll go door to door selling shakes.