So perfect, in fact, that it has no more need of Carl Icahn, nor he of it.
Any chance he’s eligible for whistleblower money on that $123 million settlement?
The legend has a new weapon in his arsenal.
Instead of gastrointestinal distress, Chipotle is now producing some solid returns for the Ack-man.
Herbalife may not be hurting Ackman anymore, but it’s still helping Icahn.
Happy Memorial Day from Uncle Carl.
We weren't ready for how this would make us feel.
The Ack-Man should give in and embrace the darkness that lurks inside his heart.
The Ack-Man is looking to make his death by Chipotle more literal.
Who has a new allegation to make!
It's gotten to be more annoying than kinky, you guys.
Uncle Carl is betting against zero.
Carl and Bill take their fraught bromance where it belongs: to the moon.
Finance's favorite catfighting frenemies are back!
He can't take it with him...but neither will Bill.
Uncle Carl is toasting and roasting Billy-Acks with a gassy Herbalife shake.
And just when they were getting along so well.
His GI problems get a shout-out.