‘Ineligible For PPP’ Has As Much Meaning To Hedge Funds, Private Equity Firms As ‘Alpha’
Alts shops sure got a whole lot of money they allegedly aren’t entitled to.
Highland Capital Management
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Highland Capital Not Alone In Not Having To Pay Huge Judgments Against It
Alas, the former hedge fund’s not going to like this one as much as the others.
Highland Capital Founder Could Not Be Happier To Not Be A Hedge Fund Manager Anymore
No more dealing with the disrespectful idiots who made up Jim Dondero’s client base.
Insolvent Millionaire Says Multi-Billion Dollar Hedge Fund Doesn’t Have $175 Million
Certainly not $175 million to pay aggrieved investors money they won at arbitration.
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Highland Capital May Have Planned To Buy Condom Factory, Almost Definitely Made Up Office Tryst Involving Employee It Fired For Opposing Plan To Buy Condom Factory
The litigious hedge fund is on an impressive legal losing streak.
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Highland Capital Founder Whips Out His Thesaurus To Insult Investors
Jimmy Dondero's got a host of pet names for his clients.
This Hedge Fund vs. Ex-Employee Lawsuit HAS EVERYTHING
Sexual relations with subordinates, deals to turn South American companies into condom factories, gun collections as collateral, AND MORE.