Hillary's favorite billionaire got out the vote, big-time.
Just after they're done reading Dear Prudie's advice on how to make sure your cat isn't racist.
What we talk about when we talk about merger arbitrage.
Jim Comey worked for Bridgewater, so maybe his decision-making isn't bizarre, maybe it's next level perfect.
You can breathe a sigh of relief, J-Dimez.
If JPMorgan is going to put up the cash for this deal, they don't want it torpedoed by YouKnowWho.
Believe it or not, Big Larry had a hard time keeping his thoughts to himself.
The Big C is done having a political opinion and a private one.
The Khaleesi of Wall Street is back!
You wanna talk fiduciary duty? I got yer fiduciaries RIGHT HERE!
Particularly a certain debt-loving candidate's supporters.
Yeah, we don't get it either.
The Coop is not enjoying this election, you guys.
Like a desperate horndog at last call, techies are going home with the person it doesn't like less.
Everything is f@cked! Buy Gold!
Steve Mnuchin and Anthony Scaramucci must be like "Damn bro, what up?"
The Oracle of Omaha is no fan of The Donald.
Their working title was "Hey, it's not as bad as his plan."
"[Trump’s] rhetoric and possibly policy actions could create domestic and international uncertainty at best, and upheaval at worst."