*"Home" in this case being BlueCrest Capital Management.
Time to "update" your resumes, Deutsche rainmakers.
Leveraging your professional legacy on the possibility that you can tame a maniac and make a billion dollars?... There's only one man for this job.
We assume he is legally changing his name to Credit Suisse.
A conflicted congratulations to Dennis Berman.
Alisdair Warren has not mended fences.
Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.
This escalated quickly and then all at once.
The Mooch has now been fired by The White House as many times as he's been fired by Goldman Sachs. Coincidence?
Josh Tetrick is pulling off some Lex Luthor type shit and The Mooch should pay heed.
Anthony Scaramucci to be named White House Communications Director because why the fuck not at this point.
This one feels like we're all getting trolled.
Pete Hazlewood is gonna take off now.