Senior Deutsche Bankers Defecting To Citi And HSBC So, Yeah, It's THAT Bad At Deutsche These Days
Time to "update" your resumes, Deutsche rainmakers.
Hires and fires
Tesla Is Looking To Hire A Work Daddy For Elon Musk
Leveraging your professional legacy on the possibility that you can tame a maniac and make a billion dollars?... There's only one man for this job.
Morgan Stanley Trader Named Morgan Stanley Escapes Life Of Corny Joke Torment By No Longer Working At Morgan Stanley
We assume he is legally changing his name to Credit Suisse.
WSJ Editor Does "The Backwards Matt Levine," Joins Lazard As An MD
A conflicted congratulations to Dennis Berman.
Deutsche Bank's London Office Still A Hotbed Of Seething Resentment
Alisdair Warren has not mended fences.
Anthony Noto Realizes That Saving Jack Dorsey From Himself Is A Terrible Job, Gets New Job Saving SoFi From Itself
Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.
Mike Cagney Being Forced To Pull Out Of SoFi, Its Employees
This escalated quickly and then all at once.
Trump Administration Proves Its Goldman Sachs Bona Fides By Parting Ways With Anthony Scaramucci
The Mooch has now been fired by The White House as many times as he's been fired by Goldman Sachs. Coincidence?
If Firing People Is An Art Form, Anthony Scaramucci Should Study The Work Of Hampton Creek's Embattled CEO
Josh Tetrick is pulling off some Lex Luthor type shit and The Mooch should pay heed.
The Trump Agenda Will Now Be Communicated Via The M.O.O.C.H. System
Anthony Scaramucci to be named White House Communications Director because why the fuck not at this point.
Mike Mayo Hired By Wells Fargo Because Life Is Wonderful And Strange
This one feels like we're all getting trolled.
Man Charged With Keeping Deutsche Bank Honest Lasts Six Whole Months
Pete Hazlewood is gonna take off now.