HSBC

The self-regulator’s new chairperson would like to know.

HSBC HR is reopening, big time.

The Madoff trustee should be allowed to go to the ends of the earth, or at least the far corners of the Caribbean, according to the Solicitor General.

Noel Quinn won’t be saddled with the term interim when society finally collapses in a couple of weeks.

If you’re not an HSBC employee currently worried about coronavirus, you should be worried about your job.

Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.

The wholesale departures precede some additional wholesale departures.

The board is saying "HSBC ya later!" to its still-brand-new CEO.

Time to "update" your resumes, Deutsche rainmakers.

‘Cause someone else has’em now, too.

Now, maybe the bank will only be a “persistent failure” half the time.

We presume at this point that even secretaries at Deutsche Bank are empowered to cut $80 million checks to make people/regulators go away.

It’s not Stu Gulliver, but it’s close.

The British borders look like a one-way street with foreign bankers streaming out.

This man is an affront to their lifestyle.

I mean really.

Mark Johnson's pretty sure Mark Johnson should've been allowed to get on that plane.