HSBC
HSBC Hopes You Weren’t Using Your Name, Address, Birthday, Account Numbers…
‘Cause someone else has’em now, too.
HSBC Bankers Now Have Two Bosses To Bitch About And Plot Against
Now, maybe the bank will only be a “persistent failure” half the time.
Libor Payouts Will Never End But On The Bright Side Banks Hardly Notice Them Anymore
We presume at this point that even secretaries at Deutsche Bank are empowered to cut $80 million checks to make people/regulators go away.
Brexit Begets Brexits
The British borders look like a one-way street with foreign bankers streaming out.
New HSBC Boss Total Killjoy For Senior Bankers Used To Putting In 10 Hours A Week
This man is an affront to their lifestyle.
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HSBC Executive Arrested At JFK For Front Running Pretty Sure Feds Are Just Wasting Their Time
Mark Johnson's pretty sure Mark Johnson should've been allowed to get on that plane.
Banker Who Walked HSBC Colleagues Through Fine Art Of Tossing A Client's Kid An Internship To Win Business, Over Chat, Is Gonna Take Off Now
Robert Domanko is taking a nice long summer break.
HSBC May Not Be Much For Banking, But It’s Great At Negotiating
The bank could teach a master class on the subject.
Layoffs Watch '16: Only YOU Can Help HSBC Cut $5 Billion In Costs
Employees across the pond know what we're talking about.
Fired HSBC Trader Wants $2.6 Million Because He Doesn't Know How To Send An Attachment
Ben Lazimy knows what we're talking about.
HSBC Not Sure How It Was Supposed To Know That A Customer Who Showed Up To Open An Account With A Bag Of Cash Should've Been Flagged By Compliance
This is a thing that literally happened.
HSBC Explaining Some Hiring Practices To The SEC
Specifically the one where it (allegedly!) hands out favors to the children of important officials in Asia.
Bonus Watch '16: British Banks
HSBC takes the lead, while RBS defies the odds by having any money at all to distribute.
Compensation Watch '16: Bitching And Moaning Actually Pays Off At HSBC!
Let this be an inspiration to you all.
Firing A Bunch Of People, Not Paying Billions In Fines Works Out Well For HSBC
Layoffs - money laundering legal fees = profit!
HSBC Investors Tell Bank To Speedup Layoffs By Laying Off Deadweight Members Of The Board
It'd really go a long way towards improving things around here. Just something to think about.
Big Banks Settling Up On CDS Violations Before Justice Department Gets Tough...For Real This Time
One more $2 billion settlement, but then we're gonna start grounding people for weekends and everything. - Justice Dept.