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Two Disreputable Banks Lend Their Disrespectability To Crypto
Blockchain comes to the foreign-exchange foodchain.
The Idea Of Broken Compliance Culture Has Failed To Penetrate The Corporate Defense Bar
Surely the Justice Department can’t be serious about holding companies to account for all of the hundreds of illegal things they’ve done?
People Whose Job It Is To Make Money Taking Whatever Job Pays Them The Most Money
Good news for hedge funds, bad news for skinflint banks.
HSBC Encouraging Those I-Bankers Who Can To Leave And The Rest To Just Slack Off
Luckily, under its current plan, there will be no need for another awkward conversation on the matter next year.
HSBC CEO Would Rather Answer Awkward Questions From British Members Of Parliament Than Chinese Bureaucrats
But Noel Quinn’s not a political man so he’d rather not get in to the obvious implications of that choice.
HSBC Violates Your Natural/Moral/Legal/Constitutional/Biblical Right To An HSBC Bank Account While Killing HSBC Employees
It definitely says “Thou shalt not cancel my checking account in absence of a mask” in one or all of those.
Banks’ Airtight Compliance Procedure Involves Laundering Money, Sending Report That Won’t Be Read, Collecting Fees, Laughing All The Way Back To Themselves
It doesn’t stop the money laundering, of course, but that’s not really the goal, is it?
HSBC Really Doesn’t Like It When Mommy And Daddy Fight
Mommy and Daddy in this case being China and the U.S.
World’s Banks Doing Their Part To Snuff Out Democracy In Hong Kong
Not a fan of Beijing’s heavy hand? No wealth management services for you!
Ex-Bridgewater CEO Disputes Objective Bridgewater Criteria That Pay Women Less
Eileen Murray intends to get paid.
Have FINRA’s People, Members Earned A Right To Have An Opinion?
The self-regulator’s new chairperson would like to know.
President Sleazebag Endorses Island Vacation For Guy Trying To Recover Money Other Sleazebag Stole
The Madoff trustee should be allowed to go to the ends of the earth, or at least the far corners of the Caribbean, according to the Solicitor General.
HSBC Hires Last CEO
Noel Quinn won’t be saddled with the term interim when society finally collapses in a couple of weeks.
HSBC Doesn’t Need One In Seven Of You, Especially If You Work In London Or The U.S.
If you’re not an HSBC employee currently worried about coronavirus, you should be worried about your job.
Layoffs Watch ’19: HSBC C-Suite
The wholesale departures precede some additional wholesale departures.
HSBC Decides That It Won't Survive 19 Months Of John Flint's Leadership
The board is saying "HSBC ya later!" to its still-brand-new CEO.
Senior Deutsche Bankers Defecting To Citi And HSBC So, Yeah, It's THAT Bad At Deutsche These Days
Time to "update" your resumes, Deutsche rainmakers.
HSBC Hopes You Weren’t Using Your Name, Address, Birthday, Account Numbers…
‘Cause someone else has’em now, too.
HSBC Bankers Now Have Two Bosses To Bitch About And Plot Against
Now, maybe the bank will only be a “persistent failure” half the time.
Libor Payouts Will Never End But On The Bright Side Banks Hardly Notice Them Anymore
We presume at this point that even secretaries at Deutsche Bank are empowered to cut $80 million checks to make people/regulators go away.