‘Cause someone else has’em now, too.
Now, maybe the bank will only be a “persistent failure” half the time.
We presume at this point that even secretaries at Deutsche Bank are empowered to cut $80 million checks to make people/regulators go away.
It’s not Stu Gulliver, but it’s close.
This man is an affront to their lifestyle.
Mark Johnson's pretty sure Mark Johnson should've been allowed to get on that plane.
Robert Domanko is taking a nice long summer break.
Surprise arrests at JFK will do that to you.
The bank could teach a master class on the subject.
Employees across the pond know what we're talking about.
Ben Lazimy knows what we're talking about.
Let this be an inspiration to you all.
Layoffs - money laundering legal fees = profit!
It'd really go a long way towards improving things around here. Just something to think about.
One more $2 billion settlement, but then we're gonna start grounding people for weekends and everything. - Justice Dept.