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But Noel Quinn’s not a political man so he’d rather not get in to the obvious implications of that choice.

It definitely says “Thou shalt not cancel my checking account in absence of a mask” in one or all of those.

It doesn’t stop the money laundering, of course, but that’s not really the goal, is it?

Mommy and Daddy in this case being China and the U.S.

Not a fan of Beijing’s heavy hand? No wealth management services for you!

Eileen Murray intends to get paid.

The self-regulator’s new chairperson would like to know.

HSBC HR is reopening, big time.

The Madoff trustee should be allowed to go to the ends of the earth, or at least the far corners of the Caribbean, according to the Solicitor General.

Noel Quinn won’t be saddled with the term interim when society finally collapses in a couple of weeks.

If you’re not an HSBC employee currently worried about coronavirus, you should be worried about your job.

Thanks for nothing, Wall Street.

The wholesale departures precede some additional wholesale departures.

The board is saying "HSBC ya later!" to its still-brand-new CEO.

Time to "update" your resumes, Deutsche rainmakers.

‘Cause someone else has’em now, too.

Now, maybe the bank will only be a “persistent failure” half the time.