insider-trading

Jimmy Haslam knows a kindred spirit when he sees one.

It's a return to the golden days of graft in our nation's capital.

I mean this can't be the first time, right?...... right?

This is truly shameful. It's like he wasn't even really trying.

Visium Asset Management can cut its last check, one made out to “U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.”

As they shall do until the end of time.

This even applies to pharma apparently.

There’s nothing quite like the naively impotent rage of the European Parliament.

Unless the intent was to get caught.

So can he take that back now?

Equifax has offered two mutually incompatible justifications for their executives' suspiciously timed insider sales.

“Numbers are so obvious.”

Aligning incentives never felt so good.

Also, don't google “how sec detect unusual trade” while doing so.

To us, Fabiana Abdel-Malek, you are perfect.

Alternate question: Who could've known that sometimes hedge funds actually get the advice they pay for?

Forcibly or otherwise.

Let's give securities regulators a little more credit, OK?