Intern Licking Credit Suisse I-Banker No Longer A Credit Suisse I-Banker
Paul Dexter is going to have to find new ways to enjoy the summer.
Despite Reports, Credit Suisse Is Not Done With Its Sticky Intern-Touching Mess
This is what happens when you try to steal another man's story, Bloomberg.
Blind Item: Which Credit Suisse MD Is Giving Us Our First Inappropriate Intern Touching Scandal Of The Summer?
Thad is very upset by this, you guys.
Hedge Funds Use Thunderdome Tactic To Recruit Talent
I am a student, not your entertainment.
Lloyd Blankfein, Whose Favorite Leisure Activity Is To ‘Lie On The Couch,’ Tells Interns To Be More Interesting
What does Lloyd do for fun, anyway?
Summer Intern Explains Tardiness Was On Account Of Being Forced To Take The Time To Tell His Father Off
Our first submission for summer intern emails has arrived and it's...a really weird one.
Would Be KBW Intern Hopes Dave Chappelle Clip Takes Sting Out Of News He's Picking JPM
Funny YouTube clips generally ease the sting of rejection, yes?
Your Gross Office Coffee Machine Can Now Make Gross Soup
You'll have inedible Southwest Style Chicken soup and like it!
Bank Of New York Mellon Sorry For Giving Out Internships To Relatives Of Foreign Officials, And Not Just Because They Turned Out To Be "Less-Than-Exemplary Workers"
The violation of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act hurts too.
Barclays Junior Banker Who Tried Hand At Comedy In Email To Interns Not A Barclays Junior Banker Anymore
This is why we can't have nice things.
Barclays Junior Banker Tries Hand At Comedy In Email To Summer Interns
We're going to see a lot of these in the next few weeks.
JP Morgan Intern Learns Corporate Email Is Not The Place To Invite Entire Class To "Wild" Rager [VIDEO]
Join us on a trip down memory lane.
Lazard Intern Turned Porn Star Talks Likes And Dislikes
Likes: Chipotle. Dislikes: Wall Street guys who eat Potbelly in front of her.
Caption Contest Tuesday: Former JP Morgan Intern/Model Could Jump Back Into Finance At Any Time
Just because she's no longer at the House of Dimon doesn't mean Xenia Tchoumitcheva isn't keeping her finger on the pulse of the markets.
Food Eating Challenge Of The Day: "It's Not Clear What's Going On In His Mind And Body"
As you all are well aware, from time to time we cover food eating challenges around these parts. We don't chronicle all the feats of gastrointestinal fortitude that come our way, though, because while we love you all, not all of your FECs constitute what we'd consider an actual challenge worth covering. As previously discussed, our high bar has everything to do with the first contest we ever wrote about (as a postmortem), which involved a man named Oyster Boy, who consumed 244 oysters in 1 hour at Ulysses, throwing down the gauntlet down for one of you to pick up, vis-à-vis goring yourself for sport. Do we really expect anyone to match OB in magnitude or strength of stomach lining? No, we do not. Having said that, "challenges" such as eating 8 vending machine items in 12 hours (or in an unlimited amount of time!) are not going to cut it. It's not an exact science but we look for FECs that are imaginative, topical, and/or represent a high degree of difficulty. (And while we wouldn't actually advise it, live streaming the whole thing would make our day.) Which brings us to today's challenge. It occurred at an investment bank in midtown and although it loses points for not letting us know ahead of time so that we could chronicle the thing in real time, there are a number of things we like about it. Intern vs. VP. [Redacted] intern's last day (ever?). A dozen donuts each from our friends at DD. 1 hour limit to finish...Intern: larger build, 6'1" and extremely ambitious. VP: fit and 5'8" with a vicious appetite. Identical donut selection includes: - 2 chocolate - 2 glazed - 1 sugar - 2 strawberry frosted - 2 chocolate frosted - 1 blueberry - 1 Oreo crumble - 1 Boston creme VP downed the whole thing in 13:31. Intern disappointingly tapped out shortly after at 9 donuts and a bite. Intern is feeling "terrible," is alternating between a sugar rush and mild depression, and wants to sleep under his desk. It's not clear what's going on in his mind and body. Besides looking very uncomfortable, he's having a hard time responding to questions with any answer besides "I don't know." He's buying drinks for everyone tonight. Obviously there's zero sense of urgency here as a result of getting a recap rather than doing it live. But! Twelve adult-sized donuts (as opposed to a bunch of munchkins)? Good. Thirteen minutes for the whole spread? Good. Pitting a superior against an underling (rather than making a couple of interns race each other)? GOOD. Take these ideas, particularly the last one and run with them. Feel free to come up with your own but at least just consider making founder vs. peasant/30 minutes/2 chocolate fountains each/70-100 items to dip/race to the finish happen.