The rare, legitimate Millennial complaint.
Your algorithm can't solve for "impulsive, willfully ignorant autocrat"
The Oracle is holding it down and he don't care who knows it.
Should investors resist the urge to panic by embracing the notion of a Forever Rally? (No.)
Why does he keep trying to apply financial logic to the factory of dreams?
Can you live with volatility? Can you reeeeeally?
The Khaleesi of Wall Street got super high on his own supply.
And it's your duty as an American investor in 2017 to blindly trade on that information, damn the consequences.
If Trump wins, be ready for your broker to pitch you on his awesome new "Guns, Gold and Prisons" fund.
We are through the looking glass.
Where others see American apocalypse, J-Gunds sees market upside.
Pissing off Harvey Keitel seems like a poor investment idea.
Unless "YOLO" is a ticker symbol, we're all doomed.
It is unclear if Unicorn Capital Partners will rely on Leprechaun gold for funding.