Bill Ackman Is Back To Being A Real Tease
The Ackmanaissance has fully restored Bill's enjoyment of being a real naughty coquette with a new "mystery" position.
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Don't EVEN Talk To Chuck Schwab About These Money-Losing Tech Stocks
Charles Schwab thinks this modern IPO market might be bullsh!t.
Markets Pump Higher After Big Miss On Jobs Number Because Wall Street Is Addicted To Cheap Money
Listen, investors aren't proud about they would do to cop a rate cut in June, but they're on their knees and everything is on the table
If You Still Haven't Plugged 'President Trump' Into Your Excel Models, Now Might Be A Good Time
Your algorithm can't solve for "impulsive, willfully ignorant autocrat"
Warren Buffett Has Become So Good At Investing That He Doesn't Need To Know What He Owns, Who Bought It, Or Even Why
The Oracle is holding it down and he don't care who knows it.
Analysts Now Bemoaning Plebe Investors Inherent Inability To Comprehend An S&P Target Of "Infinity:
Should investors resist the urge to panic by embracing the notion of a Forever Rally? (No.)
David Einhorn Still Laboring Under Sad Misconception That Tesla Is Subject To Basic Logic
Why does he keep trying to apply financial logic to the factory of dreams?
Living With Price Shock: A (Maybe) Practical Guide
Can you live with volatility? Can you reeeeeally?
Jamie Dimon Has Made $229 Million By Betting Big On Jamie Dimon
The Khaleesi of Wall Street got super high on his own supply.
Investing In 2017 Means Getting Mobile Notifications When Trump Tweets About Your Stocks
And it's your duty as an American investor in 2017 to blindly trade on that information, damn the consequences.
Private Equity Has An Alpha Problem
Do you ever look at the Private Equity space and think "Where did all the alpha go?"
President Trump Will Work Magic On Your Dystopian Nightmare Stocks Portfolio
If Trump wins, be ready for your broker to pitch you on his awesome new "Guns, Gold and Prisons" fund.
President Trump's Stock Tip: "Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em!"
We are through the looking glass.
Jeffrey Gundlach Already Has A President Trump Investment Strategy
Where others see American apocalypse, J-Gunds sees market upside.
E*Trade F@cks With Harvey Keitel, Lives To Tell The Tale
Pissing off Harvey Keitel seems like a poor investment idea.
Bloomberg: Millennials Are So Bad With Money That They Are Ruining The Stock Market
Unless "YOLO" is a ticker symbol, we're all doomed.