investment banking

Due to new office policy, One Wells Fargo Center literally has The McSh!ts.

The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.

Don't watch, Uber, or Lyft, or Snap, or et al.

What? Is this not a perfect pairing of artist and subject?

Here's something that won't anger anyone.

Paul Achleitner has created a situation in which he feels that he can't afford to fire the chief of his failing investment banking unit.

Deutsche Bank now openly contemplating what an investment bank looks like without investment bankers.

Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.

In fairness, it seems like they have a point.

We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.

If an underwriter is using a naked short to sell you insurance on an IPO and you still buy into it, you might be too dumb to have money.

Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.

This IPO will be like a Pinterest board of Snap, Etsy, Blue Apron, and so many others.

The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.

United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.

After dressing up the world's most potent financial services company as a 90's era M&A i-bank, DJ D-Sol is apparently into cosplay.

We call this a "Canadian Brag."

Unlike those silly traders, a greybeard investment banker like DJ D-Sol will quell the rebellion before it even begins.