Wells Fargo's Charlotte I-Bankers Morale Suffering Because Everyone Is Getting Fat On Fast Food And Constantly Taking Massive Dumps
Due to new office policy, One Wells Fargo Center literally has The McSh!ts.
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Deutsche Bank Informing 18,000 People That It's Basically A Community Bank Now, And Also They Are Fired
The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.
Slack's Direct Listing So Successful That People Will Be Talking Trash About Conventional IPOs On Slack
Don't watch, Uber, or Lyft, or Snap, or et al.
Lena Dunham's New Show Will Be About Investment Bankers And...Hey, Where Are You Guys Going?!
What? Is this not a perfect pairing of artist and subject?
Rahm Emanuel To Bring The Subtlety Of Chicago Politics To Boutique Investment Banking
Here's something that won't anger anyone.
Deutsche Bank's Head Investment Banker Is Facing The Ax Because No Duh
Paul Achleitner has created a situation in which he feels that he can't afford to fire the chief of his failing investment banking unit.
Layoff Watch '19: All Deutsche Bank I-Bankers Might As Well Start Packing Their Scheiße
Deutsche Bank now openly contemplating what an investment bank looks like without investment bankers.
Investment Bank That Handled Uber IPO Thinks Tesla Is Probably Screwed
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
Deutsche Bank Investors Would Really Like Deutsche Bank To Recognize That It Sucks At Investment Banking
In fairness, it seems like they have a point.
Layoff Watch '19: BMO Capital Markets Giving Itself A Little Spring Trim
We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.
Investors Psyched To Learn That Morgan Stanley Was "We Need A Naked Short"-Level Of Confident As Uber IPO Approached
If an underwriter is using a naked short to sell you insurance on an IPO and you still buy into it, you might be too dumb to have money.
Layoffs Watch ’19: SocGen’s Investment Bank Stinks So It Needs A Lot Less Of It
Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.
Pinterest To IPO At 17x Revenue Because No One Has Learned Anything
This IPO will be like a Pinterest board of Snap, Etsy, Blue Apron, and so many others.
Jim Cramer Clearly Hates Investment Bankers
The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.
Supermarket Chain Sues Goldman Sachs For Not Disclosing That It Would Behave Like Goldman Sachs
United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.
Goldman Sachs Destroys Estimates By Pretending That It's An Investment Bank Again
After dressing up the world's most potent financial services company as a 90's era M&A i-bank, DJ D-Sol is apparently into cosplay.
Bonus Watch '18: RBC I-Bankers Are Letting The Surpassing Of Low Expectations Feel Like A Win
We call this a "Canadian Brag."
David Solomon Cuts Himself Some Slack By Naming Fewer Partners That He Will Eventually Have To Crush When They Yearn For His Throne
Unlike those silly traders, a greybeard investment banker like DJ D-Sol will quell the rebellion before it even begins.
Intern Licking Credit Suisse I-Banker No Longer A Credit Suisse I-Banker
Paul Dexter is going to have to find new ways to enjoy the summer.
Goldman Sachs Should Be Ashamed That VP Only Made $130K During Three-Year Insider Trading Scam
This is truly shameful. It's like he wasn't even really trying.
Investment Banking Associate Leaving Deutsche Bank Writes Master Class Email On How To Leave Deutsche Bank
With one email, Bill Keenan becomes a "Fuck Y'all, goodbye!" legend.
Remember When Goldman Upgraded Tesla The Same Day It Underwrote A $2 Billion Stock Offering? So Does The SEC
Talk about a funny coincidence.