Layoffs Watch ’19: SocGen’s Investment Bank Stinks So It Needs A Lot Less Of It
Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.
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Pinterest To IPO At 17x Revenue Because No One Has Learned Anything
This IPO will be like a Pinterest board of Snap, Etsy, Blue Apron, and so many others.
Jim Cramer Clearly Hates Investment Bankers
The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.
Supermarket Chain Sues Goldman Sachs For Not Disclosing That It Would Behave Like Goldman Sachs
United Natural Foods really should have read the not-so-fine print.
Goldman Sachs Destroys Estimates By Pretending That It's An Investment Bank Again
After dressing up the world's most potent financial services company as a 90's era M&A i-bank, DJ D-Sol is apparently into cosplay.
Bonus Watch '18: RBC I-Bankers Are Letting The Surpassing Of Low Expectations Feel Like A Win
We call this a "Canadian Brag."
David Solomon Cuts Himself Some Slack By Naming Fewer Partners That He Will Eventually Have To Crush When They Yearn For His Throne
Unlike those silly traders, a greybeard investment banker like DJ D-Sol will quell the rebellion before it even begins.
Intern Licking Credit Suisse I-Banker No Longer A Credit Suisse I-Banker
Paul Dexter is going to have to find new ways to enjoy the summer.
Goldman Sachs Should Be Ashamed That VP Only Made $130K During Three-Year Insider Trading Scam
This is truly shameful. It's like he wasn't even really trying.
Investment Banking Associate Leaving Deutsche Bank Writes Master Class Email On How To Leave Deutsche Bank
With one email, Bill Keenan becomes a "Fuck Y'all, goodbye!" legend.
Remember When Goldman Upgraded Tesla The Same Day It Underwrote A $2 Billion Stock Offering? So Does The SEC
Talk about a funny coincidence.
Bonus Watch '17: Barclays I-Banking Thunderdome Edition
Instead of Christmas carols in the lobby, Barclays will be pumping "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" on repeat this holiday season.
Goldman Is Setting Up A Special Team For Clients Who Have More Money Than Ideas
Original thought could use some supply-side stimulus.
JPMorgan Pays $35 Million To Make Good Technology Go Away
The real punishment, however, is having to be friends with BlackBerry now.
Deutsche Bank's Investment Banking Chief Looking To Save Time And Effort By Laying Himself Off
Jeffrey Urwin is gonna take off now...because DUH.
Deutsche Bank Employees Now Subscribing To A "F@ck This Sh!t" Notion Of Esprit De Corps
DB traders in London are responding to the sturm und drang of recent days by just rolling in they want.
Opening Bell: 11.30.16
Goldman Sachs back in the limelight; RBS stumbles on stress test; Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo weed to be cloned; and more.
Citi's Chief Investment Banker Congratulates Team With Super Peppy "We're #3!" Email
In the House of Corbat, this is called swagger.
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Investment Bankers Getting Maudlin About The Good Old Days
Like 1995, when the IPO market wasn't the flaming slag heap it is today.
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Would-Be British Bankers Showing Up For Interviews In Brown Shoes Might As Well Just Fling Themselves In The Thames: Report
And god help you if you sound like you're from Newcastle.
Things Are Going To Suck For A While: UBS Investment Banking Chief, Basically
Or continue sucking, as it were.
Summer Intern Explains Tardiness Was On Account Of Being Forced To Take The Time To Tell His Father Off
Our first submission for summer intern emails has arrived and it's...a really weird one.