Whoever it was should probably be polishing their resume, once the security guards finish escorting them out.
Sure, it's weird that MLB is letting investment funds grab equity in franchises, but at least the teams are already obsessed with being investment grade.
Over at 200 West Street, the trading Trotskyites are bailing out the WeWork-investing Stalinists [this is a perfect allegory].
DJ D-Sol should ask Charles Schwab about the wisdom of ignoring the kamikaze trading platform for Millennials.
This is escalating quickly.
Marty Chavez is going back to his New Mexico monastery.
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
Due to new office policy, One Wells Fargo Center literally has The McSh!ts.
The Age of Denial is over and the Deutsche Bank we know is truly dead.
Don't watch, Uber, or Lyft, or Snap, or et al.
What? Is this not a perfect pairing of artist and subject?
Here's something that won't anger anyone.
Paul Achleitner has created a situation in which he feels that he can't afford to fire the chief of his failing investment banking unit.
Deutsche Bank now openly contemplating what an investment bank looks like without investment bankers.
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
In fairness, it seems like they have a point.
We hear that HQ is calling for a 5% cut across all groups.
If an underwriter is using a naked short to sell you insurance on an IPO and you still buy into it, you might be too dumb to have money.
Bright side: Those not good enough even for the French bank could also try for a certain German one.
This IPO will be like a Pinterest board of Snap, Etsy, Blue Apron, and so many others.