After being called out for being a cretin at conferences and barely pretending to apologize, it looks like Ken Fisher might be starting to reap the whirlwind of being Ken Fisher.
In fairness, it seems like they have a point.
Same ol' coal mine, but more canaries.
Uncle Carl is such an adorably incorrigible haggler.
And other variations on that theme.
In particular those from Moore Capital, JP Morgan Asset Management, and Epoch Investment Partners.
Back in October, we detailed a list of things that, if you are the hedge fund manager who goes by the name Steven A. Cohen, you really don't want to hear first thing in the morning. They included: “The fleeces are on back order”; “Your ex-wife is in the lobby”; “There’s a photographer here who said he’s been authorized to shoot you wearing a king’s robe and crown for a set of playing cards”; “You’ve been outmaneuvered for the Toledo Mud Hens. But I hear the Binghamton Mets may be available.” Today we must update that list to include another thing, perhaps THE thing,* that people delivering news to Cohen don't want to relay. Paraphrasing but any variants on: "Mr. Cohen, we've received a Wells notice and by the way, they're considering naming you personally."