Ken Fisher Now $600 Million Less Concerned About Revealing What's In His Pants
After being called out for being a cretin at conferences and barely pretending to apologize, it looks like Ken Fisher might be starting to reap the whirlwind of being Ken Fisher.
Deutsche Bank Investors Would Really Like Deutsche Bank To Recognize That It Sucks At Investment Banking
In fairness, it seems like they have a point.
Tesla Implements New Business Strategy By Asking Suppliers For Money
Same ol' coal mine, but more canaries.
Michael Milken Knows How To Keep It Hot With Carl Icahn
Uncle Carl is such an adorably incorrigible haggler.
Sequoia Fund Investors To Ask "WTF Were You Thinking?" Re: Valeant Next Week
And other variations on that theme.
Soon-To-Be Laid Off Morgan Stanley Employees Have Investors To Thank For Newfound Time On Their Hands
In particular those from Moore Capital, JP Morgan Asset Management, and Epoch Investment Partners.
Things Could Be A LOT Better At SAC Capital Right Now
Back in October, we detailed a list of things that, if you are the hedge fund manager who goes by the name Steven A. Cohen, you really don't want to hear first thing in the morning. They included: “The fleeces are on back order”; “Your ex-wife is in the lobby”; “There’s a photographer here who said he’s been authorized to shoot you wearing a king’s robe and crown for a set of playing cards”; “You’ve been outmaneuvered for the Toledo Mud Hens. But I hear the Binghamton Mets may be available.” Today we must update that list to include another thing, perhaps THE thing,* that people delivering news to Cohen don't want to relay. Paraphrasing but any variants on: "Mr. Cohen, we've received a Wells notice and by the way, they're considering naming you personally."