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Newly United Arnold & Porter Kaye Scholer Surveys Changed Life Sciences Deal Environment
Last year proved a slow one for dealmaking in the life sciences space. But that didn’t stop two of the major legal players in it from consummating one themselves: In November, Arnold & Porter and Kaye Scholer agreed to merge, bringing together two formidable healthcare practices...
Trump Floats 20 Percent Mexico Border Tax To Celebrate Jose Cuervo IPO
Let's dispel with the fiction that Sean Spicer knows what he's doing.
Welp, President Trump Has Already Ruined A Tequila IPO
You can thank YouKnowWho for preventing you from buying shares in Jose Cuervo.
Uber CEO Ready To Schedule IPO For Second Quarter Of Never F@cking Ever
Travis Kalanick might be medically allergic to ticker tape.
Tinder CEO Thinks "Sodomy" Means Banging Smart Chicks
Which is especially hilarious when you remember that his company is basically going public about...right now.
Uber CEO: We Will Not Be Peer Pressured Into Putting Out Like Those Other Slutty Startups
Horny investors would be better off taking other startups to prom if they've got those dirty IPO ideas in their heads.
Pure Storage's IPO Was More Like An IP-Oops
We might finally be reaching a tech valuation/IPO inflection point.
SoulCycle Apparently Thinks IPO Stands For Insufferable Prose Opportunity
Hey, taking your "Tribal Experience" public can be tricky.
Uber's Summer of Love Is Still Going Not So Strong
Uber's been causing trouble all around the world, but now it's getting hit right in its own backyard.
Adultery Platform Service Ashley Madison Is Going Public To Help The Economy
If married folks give up that something something on the side, it's the flowers, jewelry and hotel rooms that suffer.
Etsy's Stock Is A Rocket Made of Yarn, Strategery and Dreams
Still wondering what the Etsy IPO "meant?" Well, stop it.
Meanwhile, Over At NYSE
But you Tom Farley, with the cone hats and the plastic kazoos? I want to party with you cowboy
Is Etsy's IPO a Faustian Wall Street Bargain?
The God of Finance has no patience for Etsy's Brooklyn Hipster do-goodnicks.
Analyst Warns That GoDaddy Is Actually Old And Gross
Did GoDaddy catfish everyone on Finance Tinder?
Etsy set to justify its nonsensical name by using it as a ticker symbol
It's all coming together for the world's biggest virtual flea market.