Travis Kalanick wasted no time getting about $500 million lighter on his UBER shares.
Seeing a hypothetical $40 billion go up in allegorical smoke is having an impact on the greatest living performance artist in finance.
Jay Clayton's people come to the conclusion that this IPO market might not be technically criminal, but it is certainly very extremely dumb.
Certain bankers might wish to avoid entering any Saudi diplomatic posts for the time being.
Charles Schwab thinks this modern IPO market might be bullsh!t.
Officially pulling the IPO is going to hurt, but it's time for pain at We.
Hey, when was the last time that admitting to “prioritizing growth over profitability” bitten a tech IPO in the ass?
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
The guys running the modern IPO market fell victim to an alleged wine-based Ponzi scheme...and that feels fair.
This is all part of the show, you philistines.
In a new lawsuit, the owner of 120 East 16th Street accuses WeWork of playing bait and switch with deposits.
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
Yeah, Chewy IS a lot like Pets.com, David, where have we heard THAT before?
This IPO cannot happen soon enough, muses snarky blogger.