If you're looking to go public without much fanfare, it's never a bad idea to start trading on a day on which everyone is reading about the president telling aides "I'm f@cked."
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The hubris of everyone's least-favorite ridesharing company is outmatched only by its pile of burning cash.
The modern IPO landscape is not dumb at all.
Did you really think that Uncle Carl would fall for this bullsh!t?
Unless the second-biggest ridesharing app just doubled revenue or halved its spending in the last three days, this feels like a bit of a premium.
So, yeah, we should totally stop raising interest rates.
Lyft is about to take everyone for quite a shared ride.
This IPO will be like a Pinterest board of Snap, Etsy, Blue Apron, and so many others.
Just humor him, people.
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
Pinterest is going with the big guns.
May your listing be as sweet as the irony, Slack.
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
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That sound you hear is David Solomon giggling maniacally.
It's like public and worth billions, or whatever. Who cares?
Unlike that old square Lloyd Blankfein, DJ D-Sol is turnt as shit.
Though maybe the insiders are all wrong.
A great first day is just another symptom of the larger disease.
Why not just literally eat literal money at this point?
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
