WeWork Takes A More Holistic And Forward-Thinking View Of Its Consciousness Regarding The IPO Process
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
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SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
IPO Literally Built On Smiles Tanks On Listing, WeWork IPO Somehow Still Apparently Happening
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
Wall Street Heavy Hitters Are About To Go To A Whine Part In New York Supreme Court
The guys running the modern IPO market fell victim to an alleged wine-based Ponzi scheme...and that feels fair.
Masa Son Is Down $600 Million On His Uber Investment, Because Art Is Pain
This is all part of the show, you philistines.
WeWork Sued By Landlord For Allegedly Making $150 Million Disappear
In a new lawsuit, the owner of 120 East 16th Street accuses WeWork of playing bait and switch with deposits.
WeWork Officially Files To Be The Last IPO
This S-1 filing is a word quilt made up of every bad idea from every IPO of the past five years.
JPMorgan Has Put In The Hours Needed To Get Hammered On The WeWork IPO
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.
David Einhorn Steals Our Joke In Q2 Investor Letter
Yeah, Chewy IS a lot like Pets.com, David, where have we heard THAT before?
WeWork CEO Has Already Done His Own Private IPO
Adam Neumann just got too excited to wait, you guys, but he only cashed out like $700M.
WeWork Will Raise Billions In Debt To Prove To Everyone That It's Good With Money
This IPO cannot happen soon enough, muses snarky blogger.
Slack's Direct Listing So Successful That People Will Be Talking Trash About Conventional IPOs On Slack
Don't watch, Uber, or Lyft, or Snap, or et al.
Tech-Enabled Home Cycling Platform Files For Confidential $8 Billion IPO, So Let's Cut Rates!
The Peloton IPO filing should be a major datapoint in The Fed's thinking.
Online Pet Food Company Looking To IPO At $7 Billion In 2019 Because We've All Learned Literally Nothing
On the bright side, Chewy.com isn't profitable and is planning on doing a dual share structure to keep it that way.
As A Public Company, WeWork Almost Promises To Be More Careful About Who Gives It Money Than It Was As A Private Company
Adam Neumann wants you to know that he understands how it looks to take money from The Saudis and will maybe stop now that you're watching.
Denmark’s Genmab files for $500M Nasdaq listing in US
The company, whose FDA-approved products include the myeloma drug Darzalex and the chronic leukemia drug Arzerra, hopes to launch its own proprietary product by 2025.
After A Little Introspection, Palantir Realizes That It Is Literally Unprepared To Go Public This Year
Tech IPOs are truly a new frontier in logical reasoning.
Investment Bank That Handled Uber IPO Thinks Tesla Is Probably Screwed
Morgan Stanley's Adam Jonas is the Judas Iscariot of Muskism.
WeWork Seems Intent On Proving That It's Not, Like, A Real Company
The more these people talk, the more we want them to please stop talking.
Investors Psyched To Learn That Morgan Stanley Was "We Need A Naked Short"-Level Of Confident As Uber IPO Approached
If an underwriter is using a naked short to sell you insurance on an IPO and you still buy into it, you might be too dumb to have money.
Masa Son Finding Out That Absurdly Big Numbers Aren't Always Fun
After Uber IPO disappoints, SoftBank looking to make it all back on the can't miss WeWork IPO.