Eddie Lampert’s Gonna Fix Sears Up Good And Then Take It Public Again
Just humor him, people.
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
Pinterest is going with the big guns.
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
That sound you hear is David Solomon giggling maniacally.
Unlike that old square Lloyd Blankfein, DJ D-Sol is turnt as shit.
Though maybe the insiders are all wrong.
A great first day is just another symptom of the larger disease.
Why not just literally eat literal money at this point?
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
This is a senseless tragedy.
Three simple letters and the man is immortal.
Even Goldman has to admit that this is a fucking disaster.
This isn't a bad company, but taking it public was borderline fraudulent.
Well how do ya like that?
"Corporate Governance" = You're a goddamned mess and we already have Facebook.
It's going to be a fucking bloodbath you guys.
Millennials have nothing to lose but their trading commissions.
For a stock that traded like a lead Zeppelin, this showed restraint.
Can Bezos destroy Blue Apron before Zuckerberg can kill Snapchat? Let's play!