Eddie Lampert’s Gonna Fix Sears Up Good And Then Take It Public Again
Just humor him, people.
IPOs
Stressed Out Morgan Stanley Is Trying Retail Therapy
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
Goldman Sachs And JPM Will Take Your Mom's Favorite Social Media App Public Soon
Pinterest is going with the big guns.
Collaborative Working App Going Public All Alone
May your listing be as sweet as the irony, Slack.
Tom Farley's Greatest Act At NYSE Was Pranking Snap Into Going Public
It turns out that Evan Spiegel really wasn't told how the public markets work.
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Saudis Call Off Aramco IPO After Deciding That US Investment Bankers Have Been Sufficiently Clowned
That sound you hear is David Solomon giggling maniacally.
Spotify Is Truly The First Millennial IPO
It's like public and worth billions, or whatever. Who cares?
David Solomon's Abiding Love For Phat Beats Cuts Goldman Sachs In On Spotify's Direct Listing Bonanza
Unlike that old square Lloyd Blankfein, DJ D-Sol is turnt as shit.
Spotify's Direct Listing Is A Beautifully Pure Sell Signal
Though maybe the insiders are all wrong.
MongoDB's First Day Of Trading Is Going Great, And That Is Bad
A great first day is just another symptom of the larger disease.
HelloFresh Will Go Public Because You Are All Diseased
Why not just literally eat literal money at this point?
MongoDB Looking To Create Unholy Trinity Of Terrible NYC Tech IPOs
We can't keep doing this, Silicon Alley.
Dara Khosrowshahi Has Already Succeeded As Uber CEO
Three simple letters and the man is immortal.
Goldman Sachs Using Its Free Blue Apron Subscription To Order Crow
Even Goldman has to admit that this is a fucking disaster.
Blue Apron's First Public Quarter Offers Concrete Proof That Blue Apron Should Never Have Gone Public
This isn't a bad company, but taking it public was borderline fraudulent.
S&P 500 Finds Convenient Excuse To Not Let Snap Hang Out On S&P 500
"Corporate Governance" = You're a goddamned mess and we already have Facebook.
Early Snap Investors To Spend Weekend Praying That They Survive Monday's Post-Lockup Stampede Out Of Snap Stock
It's going to be a fucking bloodbath you guys.
Robinhood Is Just A Few More Snap IPOs From Eradicating Inequality
Millennials have nothing to lose but their trading commissions.
Blue Apron Shocks Market By Going Almost A Whole Month Before Executive Shakeup
For a stock that traded like a lead Zeppelin, this showed restraint.
Jeff Bezos Is Sadistically Curious If He Can Personally Make Blue Apron Stock Worth Negative Dollars
Can Bezos destroy Blue Apron before Zuckerberg can kill Snapchat? Let's play!