Well, I Guess Anyone Can Run A SPAC
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World’s Banks Doing Their Part To Snuff Out Democracy In Hong Kong
Not a fan of Beijing’s heavy hand? No wealth management services for you!
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Stock Exchanges Don’t Have To Do Thing They Very Much Don’t Want To At Their Own Expense
If the SEC wants to know how rebates impact stock trading, they’ll have to figure it out themselves.
So There’s One Company That Would Really Love To Do An IPO Like, Right This Second
Do you make biohazard masks in Italy? Because then you might want to as well.
Newly-Woke Goldman Sachs Takes Next Logical Minimal Step Towards Diversity
If you board has as many penises as members, you can take your IPO elsewhere.
Saudi Arabia’s Appeal To Petro Patriotism Works
Not as well as the Crown Prince might have liked, but well enough.
Guy Who Founded Uber Realizes He Owns Way Too Much Uber Stock
Travis Kalanick wasted no time getting about $500 million lighter on his UBER shares.
The Fall Of WeWork Has Destroyed The Last Pure Thing In Global Finance: Masayoshi Son's Profligate Whimsy
Seeing a hypothetical $40 billion go up in allegorical smoke is having an impact on the greatest living performance artist in finance.
After WeWork's Epic Buttfumble, SEC No Longer Curious How Snap IPO Happened
Jay Clayton's people come to the conclusion that this IPO market might not be technically criminal, but it is certainly very extremely dumb.
Saudi Aramco Still Not Worth $2 Trillion, No Matter How Much Crown Prince Wants It To Be
Certain bankers might wish to avoid entering any Saudi diplomatic posts for the time being.
Don't EVEN Talk To Chuck Schwab About These Money-Losing Tech Stocks
Charles Schwab thinks this modern IPO market might be bullsh!t.
WeWork About To Get Hammered For Finally Acting Like An Adult
Officially pulling the IPO is going to hurt, but it's time for pain at We.
Peloton CEO Uses IPO Day To Prove That He's Only Kind Of Been Paying Attention
Hey, when was the last time that admitting to “prioritizing growth over profitability” bitten a tech IPO in the ass?
WeWork CEO Decides He's Not Working Anymore
Adam Neumann to spend more time with family...getting them to fund his superfood juicing platform.
Adam Neumann Is Going To Need A New Workspace
Masa Son controls the WeWork board, and the guy who founded the company is about to see what that means.
WeWork Takes A More Holistic And Forward-Thinking View Of Its Consciousness Regarding The IPO Process
Translation: Masa Son pulled the plug on this thing last night because of course he did.
SoftBank And WeWork Have Some Kinky Thing Going And It's Weird To Watch
Get a room, you guys...WeKnow a place that charges by the month.
IPO Literally Built On Smiles Tanks On Listing, WeWork IPO Somehow Still Apparently Happening
SmileDirect is not finding much love today.
Never One To Fall Victim To Logic, WeWork Forging Ahead Towards An IPO
WeWork's drunkest friend begs WeWork to sober up, WeWork says "Nah, I'm good."
Wall Street Heavy Hitters Are About To Go To A Whine Part In New York Supreme Court
The guys running the modern IPO market fell victim to an alleged wine-based Ponzi scheme...and that feels fair.
Masa Son Is Down $600 Million On His Uber Investment, Because Art Is Pain
This is all part of the show, you philistines.