Wells Fargo Does Not Appreciate Being Taken Advantage Of, Would Like Its Money Back Now
Happy Friday, Wells Fargo tech vendors, we hope you like irony!
Jeff Skilling Is Out Of Prison And Into Crytpo Because Free Will Is A Fallacy
The ex-CEO of Enron is shockingly intrigued by a market in which pump n' dumps are fine n' normal.
Saudi Arabia Seems Concerned About How Elon Musk's Unchecked Behavior Is Being Perceived
Turns out that the Saudis have a real problem with bad tweets.
Trend-Following Investors Follow Trend-Following Hedge Funds Off Cliff
The drift is decidedly downward, except in AUM.
The Moral Paradigm Of The American Banking System Is Still Not Cool About Marijuana
Maybe Wells Fargo would be okay with the cannabis industry if it was more susceptible to being defrauded by its banks.
Jon Corzine Ends Lloyd Blankfein's Nascent Political Career With One Endorsement From Jon Corzine
Who wouldn't take political career advice from Jon Corzine?
Swiss Cryptocurrency Lawyer Criticizes Obtuse Nature Of ICOs, Is Numb To Irony
This guy is a real Joggel.
Goldman Sachs Downgrades Surging Walmart Stock Because Nobody Understands Walmart More Than Goldman Sachs
There is no 200 West Street in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Deutsche Bank Is Making Its Proprietary Trading Code Public To Create A Better Trading Platform For Everyone!...Why Are You Laughing?
Seriously, stop laughing...it's rude..OK, now we're laughing.
Mike Mayo Hired By Wells Fargo Because Life Is Wonderful And Strange
This one feels like we're all getting trolled.
Former UBS Compliance Officer Hit With Insider Trading Charges Because Sometimes These Just Write Themselves
To us, Fabiana Abdel-Malek, you are perfect.
Jose Cuervo Prices The First F@ck You IPO In American Financial History
"Cute wall. We'll take our $700 million now."
Compensation Watch '16: Citi Equity Analysts Pretty Sure Citi Needs New Equity Analysts
C'mon, Citi, think this stuff through.
Bridgewater Keeps Terms Of NLRB Settlement Sealed Because Ray Dalio Apparently Doesn't Understand Irony
You really tee'd this one up for us, Ray.
Don’t Even Think Of Delivering Norman Seabrook’s Alleged Bribes In A Coach Bag
Even the deBlasio administration would like you to keep the class in NYC graft.
Trump Chooses Hedge Fund Guy To Push Paper Around As Campaign Finance Chair
You can't make this sh!t up.
Hedge Fund Titans To Be Entertained By Mormon Hipsters
The Killers will headline this year's SALT Conference...Cuz #TBT
Leon Cooperman Spends $1,000 To Tell Hillary Clinton That She's Wrong About Rich People Being Profligate Whiners
He's like the Danny Ocean of old billionaires who don't perceive irony.