Michael Gelband Was *This* Close To Naming His New Hedge Fund 'Izzy Englander Can Suck It Capital Partners'
Sometimes you gotta let your SEC registration documents do your talking for you.
Highest Paid Hedge Fund Managers Liked 2015 Just Fine
Oh, you didn't make $12.94 billion? That's unfortunate.
Look At These Paupers: The 25 Highest Paid Hedge Fund Managers Of Last Year Made A Trifling $11.62 Billion
Scratch that. It was a triflin' $11.62 billion. They can't even scrape together the money for the 'g'.