Ray Dalio’s Parties Sound Fun
To figure out how to pass the torch at Bridgewater, the Wizard of Westport subjected his billionaire friends to a personality test.
Jack Dorsey
Anthony Noto Realizes That Saving Jack Dorsey From Himself Is A Terrible Job, Gets New Job Saving SoFi From Itself
Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.
David Einhorn Takes Position In Twitter, Seems To Think That Twitter Should Suck Less
This is going to be GREAT!
FX Traders Prove Twitter Might Have A Purpose After All
Someone let Jack Dorsey know there's still a reason to live.
Jack Dorsey Is Just Choosing Not To Be Profitable, You Guys, So Calm The F@ck Down
Maybe just don't say this from the comfort of your Irish tax haven Global HQ.
Twitter Doing So Great That It's Firing A Bunch Of People And Shutting Down Vine
#NothingMakesSenseAnymore
Marc Benioff Will Not Be Allowed To Rescue Twitter After All
Sorry, Jack, Big Marc ain't walking through that door.
Jack Dorsey Is Pricing Out The Dopest Deck Chairs For His Twitter Titanic
When Jack shouts "We can do it!" Reality shouts "No you can't!"
Report: Disney Considering Adding Jack Dorsey To Its Collection Of Adorable Cartoon Characters
Is Bob Iger looking to take one of Jack's jobs off his hands?
Jack Dorsey Is The New Marissa Mayer
The Brian Moynihan of Tech role is suddenly available, but who else could it be?
Depressed Twitter Got Super Drunk And Thought About Going Home With Yahoo: NY Post
What we talk about when we talk about desperate tech companies.
Twitter HQ Is Like Hogwarts But Without Magic Or Joy
"Jack Dorsey and The Prisoner of Silicon Valley"
Jack Dorsey Doesn’t Have Time For Your Questions!
Like parents, Wall Street just don't understand.
Jack Dorsey Has Two Jobs And One Hip-Hop Star Promising To Ruin His Life With Bad Magic
Well, this is definitely today's most entertaining Fintech story.
Jack Dorsey Thinks That Brian Moynihan Is A Bit Simple
Jack is playing 3D chess, Brian is still trying to figure out checkers.
Jack Dorsey Calls An All-Hands Pep Rally So Remaining Twitter Employees Can Lie To Themselves
#OneTeam #DontReadTheNews
Let's Check In On How "Juggling Jack" Dorsey Is Doing In 2016
Just how hard is Jack crushing it? Let's take a look!
BlackRock Gambling $30M On Payments Startup With Part-Time CEO
Larry Fink and Jack Dorsey are bros now.
Over-Employed Jack Dorsey Spending His Days On The Streets Of San Francisco
Two CEO gigs and zero desks is how Jack Dorsey do.
Having So Many Jobs Has Apparently Taught Jack Dorsey The Art Of Under-Promising
Square's IPO is the best of times, Square's IPO is the worst of times.