Fear of Elliott is now a valid basis for a legal claim.
He just thinks, like, Twitter’s a great business on the right track, which is definitely something he says about lots of companies he’s invested in.
An eager and not-at-all-shellshocked world greets the arrival of Square Financial Services.
Paul Singer’s bloodlust is temporarily sated by a $2 billion buyback.
Only a Goldman Sachs guy could save SoFi and fuck Twitter in one solitary chess move.
Someone let Jack Dorsey know there's still a reason to live.
Maybe just don't say this from the comfort of your Irish tax haven Global HQ.
What are we even doing here?
Sorry, Jack, Big Marc ain't walking through that door.
When Jack shouts "We can do it!" Reality shouts "No you can't!"
Is Bob Iger looking to take one of Jack's jobs off his hands?
What we talk about when we talk about desperate tech companies.
"Jack Dorsey and The Prisoner of Silicon Valley"
Well, this is definitely today's most entertaining Fintech story.
Jack is playing 3D chess, Brian is still trying to figure out checkers.