The ancestors must be pleased.
Big J's not sweating this.
Even Jack Lew can't keep silent anymore.
He's not just playing Angry Birds and eating in the government cafeteria, folks.
Jack Lew is not throwing away his shot.
Even though he knows certain people are dying for 'em.
In spite of an unexplained sweetheart deal from NYU, Republicans didn't throw up any roadblocks to keep Lew's nomination from moving forward. Some of them even voted for him.
As you have likely heard, President Obama plans to put Tim Geithner out of his misery tomorrow by nominating Jack Lew for Treasury Secretary. Lew is known for being Obama's White House Chief of Staff and also for having an absurd signature. And not like chicken scratch illegible-absurd, like not resembling anything in the alphabet, might as well have drawn an illustration of two alpacas fornicating/signed his name Mariah Carey absurd. And, should he be confirmed and subsequently have his name printed on a bunch of dollar bills, Lew will likely be forced to come up with something that actually looks like it spells "Jacob Lew" as opposed to what is he is currently signing receipts and important documents with, i.e. this: