An Ancient And Mystical Urge Has Brought Jack Lew Into Private Equity
The ancestors must be pleased.
British Financiers Freaking Out, Brushing Up On Their German; Jack Lew Not So Much
Big J's not sweating this.
Jack Lew Will Not Lower Himself To Comment On Trump...But
Even Jack Lew can't keep silent anymore.
Jack Lew Happy To See People Finally Get Their Heads Out Of Their Asses Re: Jack Lew
He's not just playing Angry Birds and eating in the government cafeteria, folks.
Singing Treasury Secretary Offers Some Pointers To Non-Singing Treasury Secretary
Jack Lew is not throwing away his shot.
Jack Lew Warns Againt Anti-Dodd-Frank Stocking Stuffers This Year
Even though he knows certain people are dying for 'em.
Jack Lew May Have Got Some Extra Scratch, But That's Okay
In spite of an unexplained sweetheart deal from NYU, Republicans didn't throw up any roadblocks to keep Lew's nomination from moving forward. Some of them even voted for him.
Jack Lew To Be Nominated For Treasury Secretary, Sent To Penmanship School
As you have likely heard, President Obama plans to put Tim Geithner out of his misery tomorrow by nominating Jack Lew for Treasury Secretary. Lew is known for being Obama's White House Chief of Staff and also for having an absurd signature. And not like chicken scratch illegible-absurd, like not resembling anything in the alphabet, might as well have drawn an illustration of two alpacas fornicating/signed his name Mariah Carey absurd. And, should he be confirmed and subsequently have his name printed on a bunch of dollar bills, Lew will likely be forced to come up with something that actually looks like it spells "Jacob Lew" as opposed to what is he is currently signing receipts and important documents with, i.e. this: