Noted Epidemiologist James Gorman Acknowledges Slight Scientific Error
Seems we weren’t going to have this COVID stuff licked by Labor Day.
Bonus Watch ’20: Last Year Would Have Been A Great One To Work At Goldman, Morgan Stanley If Not For, You Know…
D-Sol and J-Gorm really would like to share they year’s bounty with you, but they just can’t right now.
Running The Most Successful Bank On Wall Street Apparently Too Hard
So Jim Gorman wants to turn Morgan Stanley into Schwab.
James Gorman Worried He Won’t Set Another Earnings Record Next Quarter
I mean, sure, a 50% jump in profits seems great, but he wouldn’t want to set expectations too high.
Morgan Stanley Solved Its Diversity Problem And So No Longer Needs A Chief Diversity Officer
That has to be the explanation for her firing, right?
Success Hasn’t Salved The Aussie Eeyore Of Wall Street
Global pandemics are what Jim Gorman’s pessimism was made for.
Layoffs Watch ’19: Jim ‘Just In Case’ Gorman’s Got Some Bad News
1,200 of you are on the market this holiday season to make the CEO feel a little better.
Morgan Stanley’s Still No. 1 In Trading So Could You Stop Harping On How Much Closer To No. 2 It Is Now?
No, James Gorman isn’t any more interested in hearing about how great retail banks are doing, either, thank you.
Jim Gorman Thinks The White House Needs To Get Stuffed On This Trade War Nonsense, Mate
The Morgan Stanley CEO tells CNBC that the president is acting like a total bogan, yeah?
House Democrats Bungle Bank CEO Hearing So Badly That Lloyd Blankfein Somehow Wins The Day
This was a true waste of everyone's time.
Stressed Out Morgan Stanley Is Trying Retail Therapy
Jim Gorman is like SUCH a shopaholic now, you guys.
Morgan Stanley Forex Guys Have Bad Opinions On Pumping Breast Milk At The Office, And That's Bad For All Of Wall Street
Even binding arbitration might be getting short Morgan Stanley this week.
Morgan Stanley Sees Goldman’s Succession Plan, Raises It A Woke Promotion
James Gorman is feeling it.
Morgan Stanley Dares You To Fade Their Quarter Like You Did Goldman And JPMorgan
Does this work, or not so much?
Former Politician Fired For Befouling Beloved Wall Street Institution With Allegations Of Sexual Misconduct
Morgan Stanley has the vapors after firing Harold Ford Jr.
James Gorman Can’t Wait To Pick Up The Check At The Next Bank CEO Kaffeeklatsch
It's the least he can do, what with all these fixed-income trading billions.
Your Bonus Had To Die So That James Gorman’s Could Live
Congrats to Jim Gorman on a strong quarter...wait, really?