This is getting exhausting.
Expensify has chosen a weird way to pitch itself to JPMorgan.
Comrade Sanders is threatening to erode society, by which Jamie Dimon presumably means his $1.7 billion (and growing!) fortune.
Just your usual dose of grace and dignity from the most powerful man on earth
JPMorgan sees Citi’s 31% trading boost and 12% RoE and raises it 55% and 15%.
Someone who is running for president would like to know.
He’s got to do something for the next four years.
Uncle Lloyd falls prey to the old billionaire curse of forgetting to not engage with Elizabeth Warren.
The wrong billionaire is about to get mauled by Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren in the primaries.
Jamie Dimon's obsession with being the next JR Ewing is becoming difficult to ignore.
Give him your hungry, your tired, your convicted felons yearning to, uh, say hello to people as they enter a Chase branch.
The former Eeyore of Wall Street is now a compulsive winner making life more interesting for Jamie Dimon.
Say what you will, but leaving BNY Mellon to run Wells Fargo proves that Charlie Scharf is definitely not a venal careerist.
Passing on a solid gold romcom pitch from the Khaleesi of Wall Street? Not great, Bob!
Hard to see how Jamie is going to be Neumann's personal banker from THE OVAL OFFICE.
A Business Roundtable survey of CEOs shows strong bearish sentiment -- with the possible exception of leaders of companies selling can openers, water-purification kits, freeze-dry foodstuffs, and live ammunition.
Jamie Dimon might reserve the epithet “bonehead” for someone else, Mr. President.
This is escalating quickly.
So even the White House doesn't know who's running Wells Fargo.
Jamie Dimon seduced Adam Neumann in what we assume was a "Dangerous Liaisons" wager scenario with Lloyd Blankfein.