The Once and Former Bond King has truly found his cringeworthy place in the #MeToo moment.
The world might be coming apart at the seams but hey! Bill's got a weird observation about his son's facial hair.
2017 might be the year that we get "The Real Bond Traders of LA" on the air.
P.S. He still wants his god damn money.
Or, 'Pimco Is The Greatest Investment Management Firm In The World' if you're not one for brevity.
But someone else's, now that Soros has pulled his, would be nice.
Next time you're about to kill a bug, stop and examine your motives, says the bond fund manager.
August 24, 2015: A day that will live in infamy.
The bond manager apparently has a transcendent shower and if anyone thinks he's gonna give that up because of a little drought in California, they oughta think again!
Naturally, he's written hundreds of words on this and other matters in his monthly outlook letters.
Bill Gross wrote about death in his latest Investment Outlook; hopefully next month he'll return to his regularly scheduled programming of sartorial advice and vivid accounts of the first time he played 7 Minutes in Heaven.
Gather 'round for story time with Uncle Bill.
Apparently Bob Gross the Cat wasn't the only four-legged creature that took up real estate in Gross's heart (though she was the only one entrusted with making investment decisions for his firm).