The Once and Former Bond King has truly found his cringeworthy place in the #MeToo moment.
The world might be coming apart at the seams but hey! Bill's got a weird observation about his son's facial hair.
2017 might be the year that we get "The Real Bond Traders of LA" on the air.
If I'm Janus, I'm thinking, "Hey!"
P.S. He still wants his god damn money.
Or, 'Pimco Is The Greatest Investment Management Firm In The World' if you're not one for brevity.
But someone else's, now that Soros has pulled his, would be nice.
August 24, 2015: A day that will live in infamy.
The bond manager apparently has a transcendent shower and if anyone thinks he's gonna give that up because of a little drought in California, they oughta think again!
He just can't help himself.
Naturally, he's written hundreds of words on this and other matters in his monthly outlook letters.
Gather 'round for story time with Uncle Bill.