Bill Gross is going to take a nice, long shower.
If this were the Belmont Stakes, they’d be signaling for the shotgun for the Triple Crown of Newport Beach.
That feeling when you just spent $2.6B to "manage" Bill Gross.
Or, 'Pimco Is The Greatest Investment Management Firm In The World' if you're not one for brevity.
But someone else's, now that Soros has pulled his, would be nice.
August 24, 2015: A day that will live in infamy.
The bond manager apparently has a transcendent shower and if anyone thinks he's gonna give that up because of a little drought in California, they oughta think again!
He just can't help himself.
Naturally, he's written hundreds of words on this and other matters in his monthly outlook letters.
Gather 'round for story time with Uncle Bill.