Or, you know, a United States senator.
Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos have been weighed in their scales and found wanting.
Even we have to admit that Elon just did a good tweet.
He even waited in line like everybody else, even if no one else just lost $36 billion.
Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffett and Jamie Dimon shocked that no one is masochistic enough to work for all three of them at once.
I always liked Ex Machina.
And sources are reportedly saying that he'll lay off the heavier stuff.
If you took a break from the news cycle over the weekend, good for you. But...
You can't just jealously resent the world's richest man into oblivion.
There’s a sub-oracle of Omaha.
What's so scary about "Amazon Mortgages"?
And Warren Buffett is hanging out too, so this should get interesting.
He also has his own space rockets, but it's cool baby.
If your company makes money shipping parcels, you just got Bezo'ed!
Billionaire Sisters of Mercy, assemble!
We hope these two at least talked a little denture maintenance.
Even we're starting to feel sympathy for $APRN.
When it comes to the King of the Amazon, ol' Zelly keeps waking up on the wrong side of the Keebler tree.
A bad day at the White House just got a little bit worse.