Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffett and Jamie Dimon shocked that no one is masochistic enough to work for all three of them at once.
I always liked Ex Machina.
And sources are reportedly saying that he'll lay off the heavier stuff.
If you took a break from the news cycle over the weekend, good for you. But...
You can't just jealously resent the world's richest man into oblivion.
There’s a sub-oracle of Omaha.
What's so scary about "Amazon Mortgages"?
And Warren Buffett is hanging out too, so this should get interesting.
He also has his own space rockets, but it's cool baby.
If your company makes money shipping parcels, you just got Bezo'ed!
Billionaire Sisters of Mercy, assemble!
We hope these two at least talked a little denture maintenance.
Even we're starting to feel sympathy for $APRN.
When it comes to the King of the Amazon, ol' Zelly keeps waking up on the wrong side of the Keebler tree.
A bad day at the White House just got a little bit worse.
"Changing the world" is not an investment thesis.
Jeff Bezos just became the richest man in the world on your can't miss Amazon short trade.
Can an effective rate be 101%? Asking for a POTUS.
These kinds of profits can buy you like two weeks of groceries at Whole Foods, ie a large fortune.
Can Bezos destroy Blue Apron before Zuckerberg can kill Snapchat? Let's play!
All this mega-deal has to worry about is John Mackey's obvious priapism.