Everything can’t keep going up, and we can’t keep spending money we don’t have, sayeth the new Bond King.
Don't look at the yield curve, just CtC and let's get F#CKED UP!!!
70% of time, it works, every time.
Sohn 2018 felt a lot like "Hedge Fund Ragnarok."
We could all use a drink or three.
The newly-reconciled-with-the-Bond-King PIMCO is up; the unreconciled Jeff Gundlach is down.
J-Gundz didn't ask to be saddled with the burden of superhuman genius, but he will carry the weight to glory.
Muhammed Yesilhark is this close to turning things over to 40 electronic versions of himself.
@TruthGundlach is now offering his media criticism gratis.
With apologies to Friedrich Nietzsche.