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WhatsApp Is Free… Until It Isn’t
Failing to keep track of the untrackable is proving very expensive for banks.
Ken Griffin Would Have Handled This Whole Russia Thing Differently
But thanks for the soccer team, he guesses.
No Wonder Jefferies Likes The Prime Brokerage Game So Much
(Allegedly) holding collateral and charging millions in fees for worthless positions is about as good a business as exists, until the arbitration claims come, anyway.
Maybe Don’t Say ‘Maybe I Should Go To Jail’ On A Phone Call That Could Be Recorded When, You Know, Maybe You Should Go To Jail
I’m no lawyer but that just seems like a bad idea.
Even "Jefferies Executive Caught Up In Weird Sex Scandal Involving Someone Banging His Wife" Is Getting A Reboot
David Zervos is the new Sage Kelly, but also not.
Jefferies Asking Hedge Funds To Let It Handle Their Bad Trades So They Can Focus On Their Bad Ideas
Outsourced trading is maybe not fully dead after all.
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Jefferies Is Suing Cantor Fitzgerald Over Sage Kelly's Behavior In Most Boring Twist To Wall Street's Wildest Divorce
Investment banking talent poaching is not as much fun as wife-swapping, orgies or $28K strip club tabs.
Jesse Litvak Will Serve His House Arrest In Federal Prison
The slipperiest naughty bond trader around is going away for a bit.
It's OK To Be ‘Unlovable’ As Long As You Don't Get A Margin Call, And Other Musings On Love From Jefferies
When you've hit rock bottom, there's nowhere to go but Jefferies.
Jefferies Banker Fined For Using The Wrong App To Gloat About Client Deals
If you're going to put privileged information on blast, do so responsibly.
Jefferies Is Feeling Frisky, You Guys
While the big banks took Dodd-Frank horse tranquilizers, Jefferies got hold of some trucker crank and hit a private equity rave.
Sage Kelly, Who "Never Defecated Or Urinated In Bed On The Floor Or On A Wall," Lands New Gig
The Jefferies alum is back, baby.
Bonus (Or Lack Thereof) Watch '15: Jefferies Chairmen And CEOs
Rich Handler and Brian Friedman have decided to go without this year.