Jeroen Dijsselbloem

“Things have gone very well in Italy?” What have you done with the real German finance minister?

Although it is nice to have something we can rely on.

Paging Dominique Strauss-Kahn.

The Greek crisis is starting to feel ancient, and whither Varoufakis?

Kali Protohronia, you Grecian rascals.

It's kind of cool that Italy can be a sumptuous cultural paradise and economic wasteland all at once.