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Wolfgang Schäuble’s Swimming In Prosecco
“Things have gone very well in Italy?” What have you done with the real German finance minister?
Jeroen Dijsselbloem
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Unending Greek Nightmare Produces New Form Of Psychosis
Although it is nice to have something we can rely on.
'Drinks And Women' Apparently Not A Valid Use Of European Bailout Funds
Paging Dominique Strauss-Kahn.
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Italians Decide Maybe They Don’t Need Banks
It's kind of cool that Italy can be a sumptuous cultural paradise and economic wasteland all at once.