At last, the real criminal: MassMutual.
Needless to say, the SEC is concerned.
And his father sort of wishes he could do the same.
The human counter indicator lives!
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Step back, Cramer, you're very horny.
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
This is just lazy, Larry.
Congratulations on your nomination, Jim Cramer.
The Fed Chair's milkshake brings none of the kids to the yard.
We're worried about Jimmy C...again.
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.
As The World Turns...Dumber.
May you ever love something as much as the Mad Dog of Wall Street loves his Eagles.
If you read closely, you can see where the ayahuasca Elon drank before the earnings call kicks in during the Q&A.