And his father sort of wishes he could do the same.
That NYSE listing is apparently worth several dollars a share to a stock that’s only worth several dollars a share.
They sowed the volatility that burned them, saying the Bank of England.
Not because things are getting any better, of course. Just because it’s nice when old Jimmy’s in a good mood.
The human counter indicator lives!
Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
Congratulations on your nomination, Jim Cramer.
The Fed Chair's milkshake brings none of the kids to the yard.
The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.
The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.
We're worried about Jimmy C...again.
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.
As The World Turns...Dumber.
May you ever love something as much as the Mad Dog of Wall Street loves his Eagles.
If you read closely, you can see where the ayahuasca Elon drank before the earnings call kicks in during the Q&A.
Every great origin story involves a barking cable host advising octogenarians to panic.