Larry Kudlow Proclaims Coronavirus Epidemic Fake News, Markets Promptly Resume Tanking
The human counter indicator lives!
Jim Cramer
Trump Openly Flirting With His Next Fed Chair
Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.
Market Swoon Causes Crippling Algo-Mania In Old Dudes
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Trump Has Made The Stock Market Insane, Says Literally Jim Cramer
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
Larry Kudlow Told Jim Cramer About The China Trade Deal On Background, And Now We Know This From Watching CNBC
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
Stephen Moore Learns That He Has Withdrawn His Name From Fed Nomination Consideration
Congratulations on your nomination, Jim Cramer.
Jay Powell Is Having A(nother) Humiliating Morning
The Fed Chair's milkshake brings none of the kids to the yard.
Jim Cramer Clearly Hates Investment Bankers
The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.
Jim Cramer Wants To Be Fed Chair
The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.
Jim Cramer Is Very Mad At The Stock Market For Pretending That It's Not A Bear
We're worried about Jimmy C...again.
Larry Kudlow Explains To CNBC That Trump's Comments On The Fed Are Totally Fine If You Just Ignore Them Like Larry Does
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
Bathed In The Red Glow Of Market Panic, Jim Cramer Calls Out For Aunt Janet
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.
Jim Cramer Says Larry Kudlow Is Getting Gary Cohn's Old Job And We're Like "???"
As The World Turns...Dumber.
And Now, Please Watch This Video Of Jim Cramer Weeping With With Inchoate Joy
May you ever love something as much as the Mad Dog of Wall Street loves his Eagles.
Regardless Of Financials, Tesla Shattered All Elon Musk Expectations For Q1 2017
If you read closely, you can see where the ayahuasca Elon drank before the earnings call kicks in during the Q&A.
You Can Thank Jim Cramer For Steve Bannon
Every great origin story involves a barking cable host advising octogenarians to panic.
John Stumpf Says Everything At Wells Fargo Is His Fault Which Is Why He Needs To Remain CEO
Stumpf took his case to Jim Cramer...so that's how bad things are for him in case you were wondering.
Jim Cramer Offers Most Trenchant Brexit Analysis Yet
Let's just hope Jim Cramer's peas didn't tell you to buy Blackberry stock in 2013.
Legendary Investor Lenny Dykstra Unveils Latest Revenue Stream
It involves "elderly women" and "companionship."
Martin Shkreli-Funded Record Label Would Rather Fold Than Take Another Dollar From Martin Shkreli
Price-gouging drugs that keep people alive is not rock n' roll.