Redditor-In-Chief Roaring Kitty’s Former Employer Held Responsible For GameStop Hysteria
At last, the real criminal: MassMutual.
SPACs, NFTs Have Reached ‘Baseball Card Company Has Heard Of Us And Wants In’ Stage Of Oversaturation
Needless to say, the SEC is concerned.
Steve Mnuchin’s Stepmother Really Insists On Emphasizing The ‘Step’
And his father sort of wishes he could do the same.
Larry Kudlow Proclaims Coronavirus Epidemic Fake News, Markets Promptly Resume Tanking
The human counter indicator lives!
Market Swoon Causes Crippling Algo-Mania In Old Dudes
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Jim Cramer Officially Too Thirsty For Fed Chair Nomination
Step back, Cramer, you're very horny.
Trump Has Made The Stock Market Insane, Says Literally Jim Cramer
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
Larry Kudlow Told Jim Cramer About The China Trade Deal On Background, And Now We Know This From Watching CNBC
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
Larry Kudlow Lies On TV About Jay Powell Contemplating A Rate Cut
This is just lazy, Larry.
Stephen Moore Learns That He Has Withdrawn His Name From Fed Nomination Consideration
Congratulations on your nomination, Jim Cramer.
Jay Powell Is Having A(nother) Humiliating Morning
The Fed Chair's milkshake brings none of the kids to the yard.
Jim Cramer Is Very Mad At The Stock Market For Pretending That It's Not A Bear
We're worried about Jimmy C...again.
Larry Kudlow Explains To CNBC That Trump's Comments On The Fed Are Totally Fine If You Just Ignore Them Like Larry Does
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
Bathed In The Red Glow Of Market Panic, Jim Cramer Calls Out For Aunt Janet
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.
Jim Cramer Says Larry Kudlow Is Getting Gary Cohn's Old Job And We're Like "???"
As The World Turns...Dumber.
And Now, Please Watch This Video Of Jim Cramer Weeping With With Inchoate Joy
May you ever love something as much as the Mad Dog of Wall Street loves his Eagles.