Jim Cramer
Steve Mnuchin’s Stepmother Really Insists On Emphasizing The ‘Step’
And his father sort of wishes he could do the same.
What, No One Wants To Trade A Hertz Pink Sheet?
That NYSE listing is apparently worth several dollars a share to a stock that’s only worth several dollars a share.
Hedge Funds Really Reaped That Whirlwind
They sowed the volatility that burned them, saying the Bank of England.
Jim Cramer Feels Better, And So Should You
Not because things are getting any better, of course. Just because it’s nice when old Jimmy’s in a good mood.
Larry Kudlow Proclaims Coronavirus Epidemic Fake News, Markets Promptly Resume Tanking
The human counter indicator lives!
Trump Openly Flirting With His Next Fed Chair
Even Jim Cramer has to be concerned that Jim Cramer is in the president's real thought process here.
Market Swoon Causes Crippling Algo-Mania In Old Dudes
It's almost like Jim Cramer is broken and spouting nonsense.
Trump Has Made The Stock Market Insane, Says Literally Jim Cramer
Surely this is the Sell signal of all Sell signals...
Larry Kudlow Told Jim Cramer About The China Trade Deal On Background, And Now We Know This From Watching CNBC
The Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton of American business news are at it again.
Stephen Moore Learns That He Has Withdrawn His Name From Fed Nomination Consideration
Congratulations on your nomination, Jim Cramer.
Jay Powell Is Having A(nother) Humiliating Morning
The Fed Chair's milkshake brings none of the kids to the yard.
Jim Cramer Clearly Hates Investment Bankers
The Mad One has a bank merger idea that indicates he yearns to bathe in the blood of I-Bankers.
Jim Cramer Wants To Be Fed Chair
The Mad One is now openly applying to be Donald Trump's central banker.
Jim Cramer Is Very Mad At The Stock Market For Pretending That It's Not A Bear
We're worried about Jimmy C...again.
Larry Kudlow Explains To CNBC That Trump's Comments On The Fed Are Totally Fine If You Just Ignore Them Like Larry Does
"Listen, Jimmy and Carl, you just put your fingers in your earholes like so, and then hum really loud until your brain fills with sound..."
Bathed In The Red Glow Of Market Panic, Jim Cramer Calls Out For Aunt Janet
Jim Cramer misses the comforting embrace of Janet Yellen.
Jim Cramer Says Larry Kudlow Is Getting Gary Cohn's Old Job And We're Like "???"
As The World Turns...Dumber.
And Now, Please Watch This Video Of Jim Cramer Weeping With With Inchoate Joy
May you ever love something as much as the Mad Dog of Wall Street loves his Eagles.
Regardless Of Financials, Tesla Shattered All Elon Musk Expectations For Q1 2017
If you read closely, you can see where the ayahuasca Elon drank before the earnings call kicks in during the Q&A.
You Can Thank Jim Cramer For Steve Bannon
Every great origin story involves a barking cable host advising octogenarians to panic.